Author Topic: Crazy guy near my friend's house (Read 3492 times)

BobSevenSevens · July 24, 2009, 11:58:24 AM

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A few block's away from me, there's this crazy guy that lives across the srteet from my friend's house. So, whenever I'm over my friend's house, I see him outside, doing something and muttering "forget, forget you motherforgeter crap stuffheads" and stuff like that, even when no one's around. Once, he thought someone was there and threw a shovel at his window and broke the window. He also chases kids who go into his yard out with a knife in his hand and he looks like he's trying to kill them. Also, he was once in an asylum, but they let him out. Weeird.
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Anti-Block · July 24, 2009, 11:59:54 AM

Just a 'ittle bit eccentric, mate.

Robo Noob · July 24, 2009, 12:52:44 PM

I need to party with this guy

D3ATH · July 24, 2009, 01:00:03 PM

Sounds like fun. :D

Awasp · July 24, 2009, 01:04:30 PM

Get a weapon better than his knife and go into his yard.

BobSevenSevens · July 24, 2009, 01:10:00 PM

Quote from: awasp1 on July 24, 2009, 01:04:30 PM

Get a weapon better than his knife and go into his yard.

I've heard that he was in the army or something, and he has a machine gun in his house.

Grumpy · July 24, 2009, 01:14:55 PM

Call the cops and say he escaped from crazy old people housing

Squideey · July 24, 2009, 01:17:40 PM

I heard once that he stabbed his father in the knees while he was knitting. And now all he does is watch out from behind the curtains.

dawngaward0110 · July 24, 2009, 01:19:56 PM

Bring a Nuke bomb. Just in case.

Inv3rted · July 24, 2009, 02:36:28 PM

Quote from: AwesomeThing on July 24, 2009, 01:17:40 PM

I heard once that he stabbed his father in the knees while he was knitting. And now all he does is watch out from behind the curtains.

He also leaves stuff for children in a hole in a tree outside his house.

-Mike- · July 24, 2009, 02:37:40 PM

Make him some sandwiches.

tikitai · July 24, 2009, 02:50:28 PM

1. Go to his yard.
2. Kick in balls.
3. ???
4. Profit.

iFuzz · July 24, 2009, 02:58:24 PM

There's a child molester down the stret at my grandma's house
Ontopic:Has he ever been in like court for doing this?

Rughugger · July 24, 2009, 04:31:21 PM

His language is Tourettes syndrome. He can't help that. As for the knife wielding, what business do kids have on his lawn in the first place?

Grand Architect · July 24, 2009, 04:58:39 PM

Why were you spying on me >:(?