Recently, me and quite a few people banded together to go on a griefing spree so awesome, it rivals that of Holla Patrol, but in gmod.
Game: Garry's Mod
Mode: DarkRP
Gimmick: All of our names followed this format: The ___ Hippo. I was "The Ringleader Hippo". We had The Horny Hippo, The Hungry Hippo, The African-American Hippo... etc.
Round 1
Mission: Guerrilla griefing
We join the server and immediately set up shop. Money printers, weapon shipments. The works. We loaded all of our units with heavy weapons and proceeded to plan out our attack. We start small, kill a few here and there. We got a sniper on the rooftops and then decided we'd go for RDMing. We proceeded to slaughter everyone on the server for a good 20 minutes until an admin finally came on and we all got banned.
Round 2
Mission: DDOS
That's right. We amassed a larger group. The server received 10 connections in less than a second and had to send a total of 500 files to each client. The server crashed.
Round 3
Mission: DDOS
(While I am saying "DDOS", I realize it's not an appropriate term). Anyway, the same thing above happened.
Round 4
COMBO! Server crashed
Round 5
As soon as we joined we were systematically banned
Round 6
Mission: Guerrilla griefing
We planned to do the above, but what follows is the account of the most hilarious server attack ever. We had the majority voting power, and we voted all of us into CP, SWAT, and Mayor. We then continuously set everyone else to wanted level and arrested them. At this point the server degraded to absolute ANARCHY. People running away from CP's with stunsticks, arrests and warrants left and right. people tried locking themselves indoors but it was too late. The poor citizens could not withstand the might of the Hippo Squad, but tried to organize to demote us all anyway (we voted no. No demotes occurred). After 35 minutes of batstuff insane anarchy, the server crashed.
O LOL KUNIT WAS THERE
To all the Hippos out there, internet high-five for the excellent work today.
Video: None. The video broke and only recorded input from my microphone. Fuuu
