Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earthLike a genuine,Bona fide,Electrified,Six-carMonorail!What'd I say?Ned Flanders: Monorail!Lyle Lanley: What's it called?Patty+Selma: Monorail!Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail![crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.I swear it's Springfield's only choice...Throw up your hands and raise your voice!All: Monorail!Lyle Lanley: What's it called?All: Monorail!Lyle Lanley: Once again...All: Monorail!Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!All: Monorail!Monorail!Monorail![big finish]Monorail!
