New forum game. What do I do?

[zookuw]

KILLZ IT MUHAHAHAHHAHAAH


I have a computer, what should i do?

[Ad Bot]

[Dr.Block]

Give it to me so I can get a better processor.


I sat on a duck, what do I do?

[Watcher In The Myst]

Poop.

I'm constipated and have this song stuck in my head: "Why'd ya have to go and make me constipated?" What do I do?

[lolzorz mcgee]

Shoot whoever showed that to you.

I tore GLaDOS to pieces and threw every piece into a fire, what do I do?

[BobSevenSevens]

Throw yourself into the fire

Jirue just got unbanned, what do I do?

[lolzorz mcgee]

Ask the cat if the next seat is available and if he has any more cold ones.

I got harder than a diamond at soak city, what do I do?

[Xia The Ninja]

Masturbate.

I have a frog crawling around in my lung and am choking what do I do?

[BobSevenSevens]

Cough it up

I just hit the wrong button, blew up my house, and /facepalmed, what fo I do?

[Xia The Ninja]

Become a hobo with no family mising the days of old.

My appendix is about to burst and there is no hospital nearby what do I do?

[BobSevenSevens]

Have Dr. House appear and perform emergency surgery

I have brain freeze, what do I do?

[Sarky56]

Writhe in pain and then ascend to godhood.

I have a piece of candy corn, what do I do

[Pyrle]

Throw it out the window and get a cookeh instead.

My hamster is depressed....not moving much...what do I do? (This is real life o.O)

[Sarky56]

Look up a hamster wiki

A ben stiller bust is infront of my office door, what do I do

[Joker Card]

break it




im addicted to musiv, what i do

[Christopher P.]

Meh, I dont know

I ate my hand. what do I do?