Author Topic: Jirue's life v1  (Read 6115 times)

??:?? - Jirue eats a cat

I used no clip through the whole HL:2 except for the really fun parts.

11:12: Jirue walks on the roof to get the bacon stuck in the light
:o

Sorry, but you missed something

11:11 Jirue waits 11 more milliseconds

11:11.11 Jirue makes a random wish for something.

11:11.12 Jirue realizes he just wasted 11 milliseconds

??:?? - The cat eats jirues insides.

12:19 - After fighting off the burglar, Jirue orders pizza.

11:30 - Jirue realizes his life is useless and commits Self Delete.

GAME OVER
« Last Edit: July 27, 2009, 10:04:06 PM by Drak »

00:00 Jirue is born.



-6 months - Jirue is aborted.

8 mounths later, irues mom is re-knoked up with jirue

11:30 - Jirue realizes his life is useless and commits Self Delete.

GAME OVER
Lol it is kinda useless, I don't do anything productive :3

[Insert time here] Fetus Jirue grows a computer out of his leg and donates money
to me for an XBox 360 :D


Jirue's life - Jirue lives