Jirue's life v1

[HelpingHand]

4:00: Jirue's has to pee... in public.

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4:05: Jirue decides to fap because he already has his snake out and doesn't want to bother with putting it away. He keeps fapping while working out.

[pantherfan]

4:15 Jirue gets sniped in a war zone




GAME OVER.

[Drak]

4:09 - In a freak accident involving a motorcycle and several dogs, Jirue is castrated.

[mrsteven]

4.16,0069
Jirue feels a sudden urge to dink Grog. (Grog is a mixture containing kerosene, propylene glycol, artificial sweeteners, sulphuric acid, rum, acetone, red dye no. 2, scumm, axle grease, battery acid, and/or pepperoni in case you dindn't know already)

[Shinji]

Right loving now - This topic will be locked, and Jirue's banned.

[Joker Card]

Jirue is hung but faps while being hung, so considered killed by procrastination

[Grumpy]

Sometime: Jirue gets banned

something in the thread that actually happened.

[Robo Noob]

Wat.

You obviously weren't here last July.

Off topic: what happened to the warren forum meme? D:

Died a year ago, bro.

[Joker Card]

Jirue is unbanned (thats what i heard)

[TapeDeck]

4:20 jirue wakes up to find that it was all a dream. 

[Menen]

4:21 Meow

[TapeDeck]

4:22 jirue wakes up and discovers it was all a dream.

[Menen]

4:22 jirue wakes up and discovers it was all a dream.

4:22 Jirue goes back to sleep and dreams some more :3

[Joker Card]

4:30 jirue wakes up and faps