being a thread killer is a pointless way to die seeing as that - while being relevant is not the point of the topic because I WILL STAB YOU IN THE GUT
then you die
Yeah, because you really frighten me... You can come at me with your knife and I'll have a shotgun waiting to take you out the second you step on my lawn.
Speaking of, electrocution from having love with a power tool. A horrible way to die.