Toycack!
Take off your top and get killed by Greg Kinnear!
And hotel soap:
He is proud of his little perfumed balls that never get smelly or stinky!
"why does the hotel owner never wear pants"
"And he eats cocaine"
<Old guy> "and he loves to eat cocaine because of all the vitamins and minerals it gives him!"
On Topic:
Lulz.