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What does a black person get for Christmas?

Your bike.

This whole thread is tribal and the only funny one was Regulith's.

Stolen from VH:

Whats the difference between a black man and batman?

Batman can go out at night without robin

a blonde, brunette and red head are on a island. the brunette swims 1/4 of the way to the city and drowns. the readhead swims half way to the city and drowns. the blonde swims all the way to the city. she gets tired from all the swiming to the city, so she swims back to the island.


No. Butchering jokes is bad.

i got two


why do the doctors boil water when a baby is being born?

becuse if the babys dead they can have baby soup.

whats a hair between your moms boobs?

her vagina

Those didn't even make sense.