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ESP (Extrasensory Perception)
It's this think where you kind of have psychic powers on a very low level. You just guess small things that other people are thinking, things that are about to happen, etc.

I think I might have it and no I'm not some stupid kid that thinks I was born to do amazing things. I just do weird things like:
When the phone rings, I can guess who it is or when someone rings our doorbell I can guess who it is.
When I'm asked a random multiple choice question and I have no idea what the answer is, my guess is almost always right.
A random thought pops into my head and someone I'm with instantly starts talking about exactly what i was thinking.
I can guess if something's going to happen before it happens such as the phone ringing, someone ringing our doorbell.
When someone tells me to guess that number, color, or animal their thinking of, I guess right usually.

And I can't control these things, it just randomly pops into my head and happens to be right.

tl;dr I HAVE PSYCIC ABILITIES!!!

EDIT: This is exactly what it's like: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extrasensory_perception
« Last Edit: August 02, 2009, 09:40:54 PM by Hazard »


When the phone rings, I can guess who it is

I have caller ID as well.

I have caller ID aswell.
Very funny... -.-
I'm not kidding!!

I meant to set my Perception to 10 in my "You are SPECIAL" book too but forgot :(

I haz an ISP it's Verizon :D

1. Take a deck or cards.
2. Pull out one card. Do not look at it.
3. Guess what card it is.
4. Check the card.
5. If you were wrong, you don't have ESP. If you got it right, you got lucky and should try again. If you get it right twice, you're a bloody liar.

1. Take a deck or cards.
2. Pull out one card. Do not look at it.
3. Guess what card it is.
4. Check the card.
5. If you were wrong, you don't have ESP. If you got it right, you got lucky and should try again. If you get it right twice, you're a bloody liar.
Me and my friends did this for 6 hours during a drive upstate. I got 3 right in a row and 12 right all together. My friend got eight in a row and 32 right all together :< go ahead call me a liar. But you should do the math. at least for my count... My friend was probably counting cards but won't admit it.

Okay, Something is happening tommorw
that me and my friend planned
what is it?

Okay, Something is happening tommorw
that me and my friend planned
what is it?
buttsecks

When the phone rings, I can guess who it is

Well at least you don't have to pay for Caller ID any more.

Well at least you don't have to pay for Caller ID any more.
He makes a good point.  :cookieMonster:

ESP, as Penn and Teller aptly put it, is bullstuff.

When I was four, I used to think I could control the wind. Then reality shoved my head into the dirt.

Stop believing in magic, please.

ESP does not exist, you are possibly sub-consciously reading body motions/expressions and/or have sun-consciously memorized the time people call you and come to your door.