Comfort Wipe

[iFuzz]

Well i found this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM
Ewwwww I also found the dub by my favorite youtube channel :]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3fhRn25tZE
Please watch the first video first :]

[Ad Bot]

[Hugums]

... so many things wrong with that thing...

[MackTheHunter]

I'd love to see someone report that they got the damn thing stuck up their ass-cheeks.

Seriously, it's bound to happen with obese people

[pocketrocket300]

No, they would just leave it In until they have to take their weekly trip to the stuffter.  It's easier that way.

[*Magick* Mage]

Has America gotten so lazy that you can't even wipe your own ass without a tool to help? ._.

Just...wow.

[Sarge]

Has America gotten so lazy that you can't even wipe your own ass without a tool to help? ._.

Just...wow.

This and "dirty toilet paper?" What the forget?

[pocketrocket300]

Has America gotten so lazy that you can't even wipe your own ass without a tool to help? ._.

Just...wow.

Yep.  That's our nation in a nutshell.

[Sarge]

Yep.  That's our nation in a nutshell.  (no pun intended)

Where was the pun in that.

But really. I mean, there are some handy tools we can't live without (IE: TV remotes, too bad I lost mine D:), but this is ridiculous.

[*Magick* Mage]

Where was the pun in that.

But really. I mean, there are some handy tools we can't live without (IE: TV remotes, too bad I lost mine D:), but this is ridiculous.

By a Comfort Wipe! You can wipe your ass with it, AND change the channel with it. It's 18-inches, after all 

[Sarge]

Change the channel whilst wiping your ass! BUT WAIT! If your order now, you'll get this FREE Comfort Wipe Light so you can see where you're wiping your ass! Just pay shipping and handling. Order now and we'll DOUBLE the offer, so that's TWO Comfort Wipes and TWO Comfort Wipe Lights!

[*Magick* Mage]

Change the channel whilst wiping your ass! BUT WAIT! If your order now, you'll get this FREE Comfort Wipe Light so you can see where you're wiping your ass! Just pay shipping and handling. Order now and we'll DOUBLE the offer, so that's TWO Comfort Wipes and TWO Comfort Wipe Lights!

Lol'd

[Sarge]

Because an LED light will help you see in broad daylight.

[pocketrocket300]

Yep.  That's our nation in a nutshell.

fixed.  The pun was that Americans eat so much that they even eat the nutshells.  Pretty gay actually.

[Gamefandan]

Awww I'm not 18, I can't watch people use a stick to wipe their asses. D:

[Joker Card]

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