The Pyro is a girl

[troy001234]

Tits or gtfo

[Ad Bot]

[DracoSoul]

Wait, has anyone ever considered the possibility that the pyro is a gay man?

It would explain the purse and the humiliation pose, and also the lack of boobs.


EDIT: Blarg, Adio...

I have said this before...

The suit is a heavy fireproof thing, If you look at a picture of a female firefighter, you cannot see boobs.

[Lil Robot]

Tits or gtfo

New TF2 update next week, VALVe exposes the Pyro.

It's obviously fake.

[Katamari007]

stuff I just remembered there's a purse in the Pyro's locker

That's what started all this :/

[Lil Robot]

That's what started all this :/

Purse in the pyro's locker? Linkpls.

[Dr.Block]

Purse in the pyro's locker? Linkpls.

[Jsk2003]

Wait, has anyone ever considered the possibility that the pyro is a gay man?

*COUGH* AHEM....
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The pyro is the spy.

[Thorax]

I'm concluding that the pyro is a transvestite.

[Ladios]

Somewhat related:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xuHumXoeV0

[Antallion]

the pyro is a flamer.

[Masterlegodude]

Pyro loser animations (Thanks to Source SDK)

Stand


Crouch


Run (Legs don't move)


The shading of the Pyro looks bad due to my XP computer's graphics card

[Harm94]

Lets stop and think kiddies. Most women wouldn't even get near a job that involved heavy lifing and killing people with fire. "But the Fire proof suit is heavy", The collar of the is this dense [  ], it would be possible  to see some Boobs. The pyro is voiced by a man not a woman. Did any of you think that the pyro could be a theif, he did steal the engineers glove to use as a hat, and maybe he stole the scouts moher's purse. Now after reading this you can think about what I just typed here or you can blinding say, "the pyro is a woman."  "flames suits are heavy." "valve refers to her as she."

[General Omega]

Dude, fire proof suits are made to NOT touch your skin. That would make it so it transfers heat to you faster. They are made with multiple layers and pockets of air so that you conduct as little heat as possible while losing as little cold as possible. The boobs theory is also proves null on the fact that some women are flat. Now to look at the voice actor.

Bart Simpson is voiced by a woman.

The glove does not prove anything. We are talking about a crazy bitch that sets everything on fire without a second thought. She also is exceedingly silly. Who wouldn't steal a glove from some bald man who sits around and builds shiny moving hunks of metal when you can act like a moron with it.

[Harm94]

I watch the Simpsons, I know bart is voiced by a woman, he sounds close to a woman. So Omega, care to explain why one of the new pyro hats looks like the Engineer's glove?

[General Omega]

Did I ever say it wasn't? She took it because he is a baldy that keeps on making her life hard. How many times as pyro have you been killed by a sentry only to get killed the next time around when you try to corner flame it.