King of the Hill

[Hazard]

Hazard is sad :'[

[Ad Bot]

[DracoSoul]

I go spy, sap the defenses and backstab rug, then nuke the hill and any other hills causing their destruction and inability to be remade due to radiation. I am now king of japan.

Let me rewrite that for you.

Omega goes spy, gets caught every time and yells the question "How do they see me?"

[Ector]

Skid brushes the dust off his shoulder, says "forget this", and captures a mountain.

[sir dooble]

Sir Dooble procedes to trigger a Military satellite with Nuclear Capabilities. By using his genius mind, he manages to set the targeting system to aim at skids mountain. The nukes are fired at the Mountain. 600 metres of mountain top is removed, as well as Skid and a village of peaceful sherpas living on the Mountain. The Mountain has now become a Hill, and Sir Dooble claims it for himself. Sir Dooble is King!

[Ector]

Skid respawns, walks up to sir dooble, tosses him drunk-style, and sticks the middle finger at him. Skid has reclaimed the mountain hill.

[BobSevenSevens]

BobSevenSevens shows skid a crazy mindforget thats so crazy, he kills himself. BobSevenSevens is now king of the hill and creates a force field around himself and the hill.

[sir dooble]

BobSevenSevens seems to have forgotten about my Nuclear Satellite. Which is currently waiting above this specific Hill. However, the Satellite no longer has any Nukes, so a Nuclear strike is impossible. One of the Nukes from before exploded (Since it failed to at first) it is too far to do any damage, but it emmited an EMP charge disabling the Force Fields., Sir Dooble uses his technological control over the Satellite to crash it into Bob. Sir Dooble claims the Radioactive and King-less hill for himself. Sir Dooble is king of the Hill again.

[BobSevenSevens]

The radiation kills Sir Dooble. BobSevenSevens comes in wearing a radiation suit and claims the hill for himself.

[Megaguy]

Cookiemonster comes and starts himself as a new avatar fad.
While everyone is disracted,Megaguy213 takes over the hill,
Megaguy213 is the new king.

Offtopic:I want a cookiemonster avatar! :D

[Rughugger]

I go spy, sap the defenses and backstab rug, then nuke the hill and any other hills causing their destruction and inability to be remade due to radiation. I am now king of japan.

Causes a tectonic shift in the earth's crust allowing Japan to be pushed under the pacific plate thus melting Japan into molten rock eradicating any remaining nuclear waste and securing no home for weeaboos. Oh yeah, and kicks Omega in the nuts and laughs on the rock I redubbed into a hill. I am king of the world! :D

[Harm94]

Hank Hill comes in to this server and offers to sell propane.

[Kerog]

the word propane came into my head.

[BobSevenSevens]

I punch Hank hill in the face, and become king of the hill. Then I teleport the hill into an alternate dimension where no one can do anything except for me. Also, I destroy the teleporter so no one can come to the alternate dimension.

[-Mike-]

Hank Hill kicks your ass >:D
Then I become King of the Hill somehow.

[kakashi11]

Hank Throws a Propain Barrel in the middle of the hill, and stabs it a few times.

He lights a match and throws it in.

you better run now.