Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: ask me 4 questions. nothing is off limitsYou: what is your name?Stranger: heqingYou: what is your quest?Stranger: chat for fun and make friendYou: what is your favorite color?Stranger: pinkStranger: the last one....You: waitYou: wait for itStranger: why?You: becauseYou: dramatic tensionStranger: hahaStranger: go aheadYou: What is the airspeed velocity of unseeden swallow?Stranger: .....Stranger: African or European?You: I... I Don't know thatYou: *vroosh*You: *glop*
two friends out in the jungleLion: ROAR Friend 1: *puts on running shoes*Friend 2: do you really expect to outrun a lion?Friend 1: i don't need to outrun the lion i just have to outrun you
In the real world, energy plus mass equals velocity. In Blockland, being admin plus host not there equals WTF?