A man once went into a brothel looking for some action. He told the secretary that he had no money. She felt sorry for him, so she lead him into an enclosed room. In their, there was a chicken. He did what he was told and he proceeded to forget it. It actually felt warm, so he kept doing it until he was done, and he went on his way. The next night, he went back again, and the secretary, recognizing him from last night, let him watch a love show. He went into a room with some other guys, and he saw in a 1 one way mirror, a guy loving a duck. The guy said "Who the hell likes to watch this stuff?". Another guy replied "You should've seen the guy that went to town with the chicken!".