the big ends of the world since day one

[LinkFan]

recap an a-a-a-asteroroid struck the earth that was the end for the dinos then the cave men which survived turned into eskimos and then after the sun came back from hawaii it was so hot it melted the snow the humans almost didnt make it and then and then somthing so long in between i dont want to talk about it and then the rise of castles everyone started war and then war killed almost everyone and then the dark age then the horsemen invented guns not including cannons and had shootouts and killed eachother for property then mining for gold and panning for gold and then everyone went bankrupt and then the great depression then i went to goldfield and went on the mine tour and on the elevator i fainted since it went down so fast i thought the cable snapped than went to superstition mountain train and i got soaked lol right and indians though there were imortals

you guys should go to goldfeild and go on the mine tour and if you the skinney guide hes fallowed every ancient map and got nothing

[Ad Bot]

[Zephyrs]

The forget is this stuff?

[Block Builder]

I'm not going to ask any questions because your answers will bring up more questions.

[Big Brother]

The forget is this stuff?

[.::Taboo::.]

ITT: Mis-informed gullible child with no reading/writing skills makes adorable attempt to describe the fall of the dinosaurs era. People are confused.
I'd totally explain correctly, but it's three in the morning, and I'm too lazy to go to my trunk for a Pepsi to wake up.

[Big Brother]

ITT: Mis-informed gullible child with no reading/writing skills makes adorable attempt to describe the fall of the dinosaurs era. People are confused.
I'd totally explain correctly, but it's three in the morning, and I'm too lazy to go to my trunk for a Pepsi to wake up.

This cannot be any more correct

[Gamefandan]

You little forget, the Chinese made fireworks, that's why we have guns today.

Those stuffs on their horses had turds for brains.  

[TheLegomaster]

DOUBLE FACEPALM

Triple faicpalm.



That enough?

[D3ATH]

What did the Sun do in Hawaii? :o

[tails]

Wat

[Kapturrith]

[Zephyrs]

-snip-

This is relevant to my interests.

[tails]

[Kapturrith]

-snip-

That makes more sense than this thread.

[Wizard]

Recap: an asteroid struck the earth, that was the end for the dinosaurs. Then the cave men, who survived, turned into eskimos, and then after the sun came back from Hawaii it was so hot it melted the snow. The humans almost didn't make it and then and then something so long in between that I don't want to talk about it. Then the rise of castles, everyone started war and then war killed almost everyone. Then came the dark age. Then the horsemen invented guns, not including cannons, and had shootouts and killed each other for property. Then came mining for gold and panning for gold. Then everyone went bankrupt and then the great depression. Then I went to Goldfield and went on the Mine Tour and on the elevator i fainted since it went down so fast. I thought the cable snapped then I went to superstition mountain train and got soaked. And Indians though there were immortals

(Fixed grammar version, still not factually correct or a good piece of writing but at least legible.

Now to point out errors:

recap

1. an a-a-a-asteroroid struck the earth that was the end for the dinos
There is no definite proof that a meteorite meant the dinosaurs end, many scientists believe in other reasons.

2. then the cave men which survived turned into eskimos
Mammals were restricted to small rat-like creatures during the era of the dinosaurs, mankind did not exists in any form then. In addition, "cavemen" became all types of people, not simply Inuit.

3. and then after the sun came back from hawaii it was so hot it melted the snow
The sun was not vacationing during the Ice Age. The Ice Age ended gradually, not suddenly.

4. the humans almost didnt make it
I'm not overly knowledgeable about the formation of humankind, but I'm sure with the adaptivity we've had we had relatively little trouble

5. and then and then somthing so long in between i dont want to talk about it
The period between dinosaurs and humankind was far longer than this, in fact, humans are a fairly new race.

6. and then the rise of castles everyone started war and then war killed almost everyone
War has always been a part of any animal in some form. Humankind was not lacking in terms of numbers during this time, although living conditions weren't exactly great.

7. and then the dark age
The so-called rise of castles WAS the dark age.

8. then the horsemen invented guns not including cannons and had shootouts and killed eachother for property
Cannons were invented before handheld guns, and people did not all have shootouts, as they were illegal.

9. then mining for gold and panning for gold and then everyone went bankrupt and then the great depression
What? Mining for gold happened, but the great depression was later

10.then i went to goldfield and went on the mine tour and on the elevator i fainted since it went down so fast i thought the cable snapped than went to superstition mountain train and i got soaked lol right
Nobody cares about your personal life. I would have been happy if the cable had broke on you.

11. and indians though there were imortals
What.