Author Topic: Fortune cookie  (Read 3527 times)


get's nothing, telling you to get another cookie.

*opens-cookie*

Spontanious Combustion will Implode your Heart and your mom will grow a beard
 :cookieMonster:
*Atomshock opens a cookie*

Soon you will get great Powers than lose them to a noob

-pulls cookie in half yanks out fortune and smashes other halves until the cookie is no more-

I'm not going to give you a fortune.  You just took me out of my house and destroyed it. :(

-waits 10 seconds then opens-

*salvages ripped up message*
You will be a virgin until you are 80
*pulls open another cookie*

You will become a hobo chasing children around for their happymeals

                  -opens cookie-

You will become a hobo chasing children around for their happymeals

                  -opens cookie-

You will become a hairy green cactus.

-opens cookie-

You will get shot by a mental hunter.

Opens Cookie

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You will find love with a lampshade.

-Opens cookie-




 *sets cookie on fire*