Author Topic: Fortune cookie  (Read 3473 times)

Green cookies are an endangered species. You are under arrest.

*throws a cookie at next poster*

I sue you for throwing things at me.

-Opens cookie-

If you ever have a son, don't let it go on the internet

                             -opens cookie-

You Are gay if you read this
-Opens cookie-

I am stuck in a fortune cookie making factory. Please send help.

/open cookie

You will the one and only



                                        -opens cookie-

*cracks cookie* you will become lord of the universe and all of its things.




HuRrAy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cracks cookie* you will become lord of the universe and all of its things.




HuRrAy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You then read the back which says...I lied. Say cheese!

*I grab another cookie*