lol omegle conversations

[toxichazard]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
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Stranger: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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[Korabar]

Do it.

I don't have an MSN, that's the problem.

edit: it took long, but this guy didn't want to leave.
This is the longest one I've seen on the thread.

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Abraham Linkin Is A Pork Man!
Stranger: hello and wecombe to this chat on Omegle. my name is David and how are you today?
Stranger: k
You: I'm good.
You: Except porkman is under my bed lolololololololololololol
Stranger: oh thats sounds bad then
Stranger: i am fine thank you for asking and where in the world are u form?
You: Blockland.
You: asl
Stranger: k i am form Hgh Wycombe
You: k
You: Porkman Get Away from me!
You: Don't make me hit you with me computer.
Stranger: kill it
You: k
You: Porkman is gone.
Stranger: if that sort of thing works for u
You: I'm playing the Conduit.
Stranger: k
You: Are you a creepfile?
You: OR a creepbear?
Stranger: never u?
You: never.
Stranger: thats good to hear
You: Porkman is teleporting! He isn't dead! EEEkool kids klub!
Stranger: o dear well u beter run then
Stranger: ] LOL
You: I'm throwing Chester Cheetos Hot Fries at it.
You: You should buy Chester Cheetos Hot Fires, they're good.
Stranger: set a tile to Porkman
You: k
You: Whatcha doin?
Stranger: no much u?
You: Nothing, just watching Tele Tubbys.
Stranger: k
Stranger: sounds fun
Stranger: ]
You: Yeah, the sun can talk, but the guys can't.
You: Oh wait, a carasuel is falling out of the sky!
You: Ah. what a good episode.
Stranger: ki
Stranger: inded it was
You: U saw IT TOOO?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOL
You: TALKING LIEK DIS IS KOOL
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Stranger: lol
You: lolol
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You: Aww it doesn't work here.
Stranger: k
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You: LLLLOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!1!111!1!!!!!1111!!11ONE1!
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or save this log or send us feedback.I wanted to look stupid on purpose.

[Netwars4]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS
Stranger: cool
Stranger: :-)
You: ABRA USED TELEPORT
You: *zzzeorr*
You have disconnected.

zzeorr.

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey
You: wanna do a loveual tiger?
You: I did afterall, learn my moves in China.
Stranger: Frito-Lay Study: Olestra Causes "brown town Oil Leakage"
Stranger: nah I prefer a panda
You: I can do that
You: I lay down while you forget me, and then I eat some bamboo.
You: Would you like me to eat some bamboo?
You: Maybe yours!
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China, those crazy communists are loving good (play on words)

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Would you find yourself to be lovey?
Stranger: isn't it pretty arrogent and self obsorbed to call yourself lovey?
You: Only if it's out of the blue.
Stranger: its still roostery.
You: Ah but being roostery is better than having no rooster at all, for a guy.
You: For a girl one wouldn't really want that kinda payload.
You: ..or would she?
Stranger: no. i dont think she would
You: Would you?
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Now that I think of it, a girl would probably want a rooster; just not attached to her constantly.

[TheLegomaster]

You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 f michigan
Stranger: OMG!
Stranger: OMG!
Stranger: Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss
You have disconnected.

Eh guys, I'm not 18, nor am I female or live in Michigan.

You: hey
Stranger: oh hi!
You: Hai :D
Stranger: Whats up!?
You: Not much! :D
Stranger: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
You: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEL KOOOOOOOOOL
Stranger: OH MY GOOOODD!
You: HEADCRAB IS ON MY HEAD
You: GET IT OFF
Stranger: O:!!!!!!!!!!!
You: D:
Stranger: GEEEEEEET IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
You: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOoooo---
You: *headcrabzombie*
You: Help...ROWR
Stranger: O.O
You: get it offfffROOOOOWAR
Stranger: WTFFFFFFF.
You: *Bumps into table and headcrab falls off*
You: :D
You: *Shoots headcrab*
You: >:D
You: Let's eat headcrab nao.
You: *Eats headcrab*
Stranger: *looks oddly*
You: You want some?
Stranger: WHATS YOUR NAME
You: richard
You: MY NAMES richard
You: IT'S TRUE
Stranger: WTF.
You: INDEED
You: PEOPLE CALL ME richard ALL THE TIME, MAN
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[tails]

Stranger: hi,here is a boy
You: Suprise! here is a girl
Stranger: yes
Stranger: from?
You: agree
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: yes
Stranger: do you have cam too?
You: yes :o
Stranger: could you tell me your msn id?
You: okies
You: babychik48@hotmail.com
You: talk to you there? :D
Stranger: you are not online?
You: ill be on in a sec :3
You: i cant use internet while i on msn
You: k i be on in sec!

How he believed that i don't know :P

[TheLegomaster]

Stranger: hey
You: WILD ABRA APPEARED
Stranger: teleport
You: ABRA USES TELEPORT
Stranger: ur cool?
You: *Zzeorr*
You have disconnected.

Net, thanks for the lols I had doing this.

[General Nick]

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You: Hi
Stranger: gay? wanna forget on msn?
You: forget no.
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:?

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You: HI ITS VINCE WITH SHAMWOW
You: YOU'RE GONNA BE SAYIN' WOW EVERY TIME YOU USE THIS
You: ITS LIKE A SHAMMY, IT'S LIKE A TOWEL, IT'S LIKE A SPONGE
You: A REGULAR TOWEL ONLY MOVES IT AROUND
You: SHAMWOW ABSORBS IT UP
Stranger: go forget yourself
You: eat stuff and die.
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Some people have NO humor >:(

[A.R.C.]

Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚

[MackTheHunter]

Stranger: yo
You: Hi
Stranger: do u like tentacle research?
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LOL.

[toxichazard]

You: asl
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[Muzzles56]

You: asl
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Gtfo

[A.R.C.]

You: asl
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That was not funny.
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[jirue]

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Stranger: horny
You: oh yas
Stranger: m or f
You: both baby
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[Muzzles56]

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Stranger: helo
Stranger: hello
You: HOLY stuff
You: A COW
Stranger: are you a female
Stranger: attractive lets have web cam love ;)
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Wtf?!

[Regulith]

Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚

Oh my god you won

You can't do fake FBI messages anymore. :C