lol omegle conversations

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Spamming Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚ stuff is fun 

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[jirue]

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Stranger: hi
You: lgl?
Stranger: ?
You: LEVEL/GUILD/LOCATION OF CURSE OLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: oh stuff
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You: He Waits Behind The Wall
in a palace of tortured glass
served by legions forged from the tears of the sleepless dead

and clad in armor carved from the suffering of mothers

In his right hand he holds a dead star
and in his left hand he holds the Candle Whose Light Is Shadow

His left hand is stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar

His six mouths speak in different tongues
and the seventh shall sing the song that ends the earth

HE COMES
Stranger: That was beautiful
You: Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚
Stranger: hail
Stranger: all hail ZALGO brother
You: HE IS COMING
HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL
HE WHO WAITS TO END IT ALL

ALL THAT YOU KNOW
ALL THAT YOU ARE
HE WILL TEAR IT APART AND LEAVE YOU AFAR

HE WILL CALL ON THE BEAST TO DEVOUR YOUR SOUL
HE WILL TAKE THE WHOLE WORLD AND WILL MAKE IT UNWHOLE

HE COMES

HE WHO WILL SING THE END OF THE EARTH
SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SONG
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT
HE AWAITS THIS NIGHT
HE AWAITS DARKNESS

HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL
HE IS THE CHAOTIC HIVEMIND
EATING MY SOUL
MAKING ME UNWHOLE
ONE WITH HIM

CHAOS AND CASUALTY BOTH BEREFT
WITH ORDER WITHOUT CHAOS THERE IS NO ORDER LEFT

HE WAITS FOR THIS
HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL
WAITS FOR THE CALL
TO SET HIM FREE

HE WILL DESTROY IT ALL
ALL WILL BE LAID TO REST
AT HIS HANDS
HE WILL MAKE IT ALL HIS
IF YOU LET HIM
YOU WILL LET HIM
HE WILL SING THE SONG
THE SONG TO END THE EARTH

HE IS THE ONE WITHOUT EYES
HE IS THE ONE WITHOUT SHAPE
HE WILL BE THE ONE WHO LIES
HE WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL RAPE
THROUGH THIS SHATTERED WORLD
THROUGH MY BLACKENED EYES
THROUGH THIS CURLED FATE
THROUGH THIS WORLD'S REVISE

I WILL SING THE SONG
THROUGH ME HE WILL SING
SING THE SONG ALL DAY LONG
FOR HIM I WILL BRING
UP BRING THESE SPAWN
INTO THIS CRUEL WORLD
OF WHAT WE TREAD ON
OF WHICH WE'VE BEEN HURLED

I WILL SING THE SONG
AND IT WILL GO LIKE THIS

SERENADE THE END
WITH THE BEAT THAT YOU ALL KNOW
THE HEART BEAT OF THE EARTH
THE SONG OF THE SOUL

HOLD ON CLOSELY TO YOUR HEART
FOR IT'S THE SONG'S RHYTHM
EVERY ONE IS THE DRUM
EVERY ONE IS THE SONG.
Stranger: tldr
Stranger: sry manI'm all about zalgo
You: ҉R҉U҉N ҉H҉E W҉I҉҉LL C҉O҉ME҉ F҉RO҉M Y҉҉҉҉O҉҉҉U҉҉҉҉҉҉R S҉҉҉C҉RE҉҉E҉N!
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[Sockton]

pic

HAO2? :D

[Dalek]

Stranger: do you like rooster
You: hell ya
Stranger: guy?
You: hell ya
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Stranger: hii
Stranger: m/f?
You: 8===D O:
You: you and me
Stranger: ?
You: lolololol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: m/f?
You: mother forgeter?
Stranger: forget your whole sis
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You: He Waits Behind The Wall
in a palace of tortured glass
served by legions forged from the tears of the sleepless dead

and clad in armor carved from the suffering of mothers

In his right hand he holds a dead star
and in his left hand he holds the Candle Whose Light Is Shadow

His left hand is stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar

His six mouths speak in different tongues
and the seventh shall sing the song that ends the earth

HE COMES
You: Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚
Stranger: you wrote this?
You: HE IS THE ONE WITHOUT EYES
HE IS THE ONE WITHOUT SHAPE
HE WILL BE THE ONE WHO LIES
HE WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL RAPE
THROUGH THIS SHATTERED WORLD
THROUGH MY BLACKENED EYES
THROUGH THIS CURLED FATE
THROUGH THIS WORLD'S REVISE
You:
I WILL SING THE SONG
THROUGH ME HE WILL SING
SING THE SONG ALL DAY LONG
FOR HIM I WILL BRING
UP BRING THESE SPAWN
INTO THIS CRUEL WORLD
OF WHAT WE TREAD ON
OF WHICH WE'VE BEEN HURLED
You: Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚
Stranger: heeeeeey
Stranger: did you write all?
You: HE IS COMING
HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL
HE WHO WAITS TO END IT ALL

ALL THAT YOU KNOW
ALL THAT YOU ARE
HE WILL TEAR IT APART AND LEAVE YOU AFAR
You: HE WILL CALL ON THE BEAST TO DEVOUR YOUR SOUL
HE WILL TAKE THE WHOLE WORLD AND WILL MAKE IT UNWHOLE\
You: HE COMES

HE WHO WILL SING THE END OF THE EARTH
SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SONG
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT
HE AWAITS THIS NIGHT
HE AWAITS DARKNESS

HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL
HE IS THE CHAOTIC HIVEMIND
EATING MY SOUL
MAKING ME UNWHOLE
ONE WITH HIM
You: Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚
Stranger: whats zalgo?
You: HE IS THE ONE WITHOUT EYES
HE IS THE ONE WITHOUT SHAPE
HE WILL BE THE ONE WHO LIES
HE WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL RAPE
THROUGH THIS SHATTERED WORLD
THROUGH MY BLACKENED EYES
THROUGH THIS CURLED FATE
THROUGH THIS WORLD'S REVISE
Stranger: i had also loved someone without eyes....
You: He Waits Behind The Wall
in a palace of tortured glass
served by legions forged from the tears of the sleepless dead

and clad in armor carved from the suffering of mothers

In his right hand he holds a dead star
and in his left hand he holds the Candle Whose Light Is Shadow

His left hand is stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar

His six mouths speak in different tongues
and the seventh shall sing the song that ends the earth

HE COMES
Stranger: are you robot?
You: HE IS COMING
HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL
HE WHO WAITS TO END IT ALL

ALL THAT YOU KNOW
ALL THAT YOU ARE
HE WILL TEAR IT APART AND LEAVE YOU AFAR

HE WILL CALL ON THE BEAST TO DEVOUR YOUR SOUL
HE WILL TAKE THE WHOLE WORLD AND WILL MAKE IT UNWHOLE

HE COMES

HE WHO WILL SING THE END OF THE EARTH
SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SONG
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT
HE AWAITS THIS NIGHT
HE AWAITS DARKNESS

HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL
HE IS THE CHAOTIC HIVEMIND
EATING MY SOUL
MAKING ME UNWHOLE
ONE WITH HIM

CHAOS AND CASUALTY BOTH BEREFT
WITH ORDER WITHOUT CHAOS THERE IS NO ORDER LEFT

HE WAITS FOR THIS
HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL
WAITS FOR THE CALL
TO SET HIM FREE

HE WILL DESTROY IT ALL
ALL WILL BE LAID TO REST
AT HIS HANDS
HE WILL MAKE IT ALL HIS
IF YOU LET HIM
YOU WILL LET HIM
HE WILL SING THE SONG
THE SONG TO END THE EARTH

HE IS THE ONE WITHOUT EYES
HE IS THE ONE WITHOUT SHAPE
HE WILL BE THE ONE WHO LIES
HE WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL RAPE
THROUGH THIS SHATTERED WORLD
THROUGH MY BLACKENED EYES
THROUGH THIS CURLED FATE
THROUGH THIS WORLD'S REVISE

I WILL SING THE SONG
THROUGH ME HE WILL SING
SING THE SONG ALL DAY LONG
FOR HIM I WILL BRING
UP BRING THESE SPAWN
INTO THIS CRUEL WORLD
OF WHAT WE TREAD ON
OF WHICH WE'VE BEEN HURLED

I WILL SING THE SONG
AND IT WILL GO LIKE THIS

SERENADE THE END
WITH THE BEAT THAT YOU ALL KNOW
THE HEART BEAT OF THE EARTH
THE SONG OF THE SOUL

HOLD ON CLOSELY TO YOUR HEART
FOR IT'S THE SONG'S RHYTHM
EVERY ONE IS THE DRUM
EVERY ONE IS THE SONG.
Stranger: :D
You: nein
You: Just a messenger
You: Here to spread the fate
Stranger: ok....
You: Sing it as he eats you
You: You will be spared
You: He Waits Behind The Wall
in a palace of tortured glass
served by legions forged from the tears of the sleepless dead

and clad in armor carved from the suffering of mothers

In his right hand he holds a dead star
and in his left hand he holds the Candle Whose Light Is Shadow

His left hand is stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar

His six mouths speak in different tongues
and the seventh shall sing the song that ends the earth

HE COMES
Stranger: he also eats you
You: I am his messanger, he is me
You: But a tool to recruit for his unholy army
Stranger: then he is also a messanger..
You: Join brother
Stranger: where r you from?
You: He Waits Behind The Wall
in a palace of tortured glass
served by legions forged from the tears of the sleepless dead

and clad in armor carved from the suffering of mothers

In his right hand he holds a dead star
and in his left hand he holds the Candle Whose Light Is Shadow

His left hand is stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar

His six mouths speak in different tongues
and the seventh shall sing the song that ends the earth

HE COMES
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You: He Waits Behind The Wall
in a palace of tortured glass
served by legions forged from the tears of the sleepless dead

and clad in armor carved from the suffering of mothers

In his right hand he holds a dead star
and in his left hand he holds the Candle Whose Light Is Shadow

His left hand is stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar

His six mouths speak in different tongues
and the seventh shall sing the song that ends the earth

HE COMES
You: Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚
Stranger: who is this
You: HE IS THE ONE WITHOUT EYES
HE IS THE ONE WITHOUT SHAPE
HE WILL BE THE ONE WHO LIES
HE WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL RAPE
THROUGH THIS SHATTERED WORLD
THROUGH MY BLACKENED EYES
THROUGH THIS CURLED FATE
THROUGH THIS WORLD'S REVISE
You: Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚
Stranger: i am not gay so i am about to disconnect this bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[matthewbim11]

since this is epic and sorta spamy it wont fit in this box

[matthewbim11]

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You: oh hia!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: taiwan and u?
You: i just swallowed my gum i hope my poop dosent stick to my but
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[matthewbim11]

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You: hi
You: rawr ima dinosur
Stranger: Lookin 4 horny male I'm f 17
You: me to but im female ;D
Stranger: Lol I'm bi : D
You: lol.....
You: but love
You: wut u think
Stranger: Well I am :p
Stranger: Sure
You: 3==============D
You: ------------- 0:
You: lololol
Stranger: Mmmm :o
You: i like this place it fits so perfectly into my mind
Stranger: Do u wanna cyber?
You: makes me think all people are forgeted up like me
You: ....no
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You: oh hia!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: taiwan and u?
You: i just swallowed my gum i hope my poop dosent stick to my but
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What the forget are you 8?

[matthewbim11]

What the forget are you 8?

you know people like you is why i admin abuse

[matthewbim11]

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: are u male or female ?
You: both
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[Korabar]

This kid made me loving lol.

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Stranger: rubber ducky!
You: RUBBER CHICKEN
Stranger: rubber ducky!
Stranger: rubber ducky!
You: chicken!
Stranger: rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!
You: forget you. Rubber Chickens are better
Stranger: rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!rubber ducky!
You: Are you a blocklander?
Stranger: rubber ducky!
Stranger: hmph
Stranger: huh?
You: Do you play blockland? You seem like someone who does.
Stranger: no? whats that?
You: A cool online building game. You hang out, build stuff, fight in death matches, cops and robbers, and other cool stuff.
You: Rubber ducky?
Stranger: GY
Stranger: gay
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or save this log or send us feedback.I lol'd at this kid.

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[Netwars4]

Net, thanks for the lols I had doing this.

:D
I only claim the zzeorr to be mine.