lol omegle conversations

[Dapizzanator]

Chaged it:
You: Hi!
You: You know, I hate people like you
Stranger: People like me?
Stranger: Strangers?
You: Yes, can you frigin read?
Stranger: Oh, and what did I do wrong?
You: I don't know, I was just bored... Hi!
Stranger: I see
Stranger: Hello then
You: Some people are wierd on here
You: take this for example:
You: Stranger: NIstuff
You: huhwhat?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: ...
Stranger: Yes well
Stranger: Too many asl people too
Stranger: Irritates me
You: asl being...
Stranger: Oh, just asking your personal details as the first thing they say
You: aah
You: hmm
You: you play blockland?
Stranger: Nope
You: aah
Stranger: What is it?
You: its pretty good, its a online lego-type game. You can download a demo for free, then if you like it, you can buy it for $20, lifetime code
You: here: http://www.blockland.us/index.asp
Your conversational partner has disconnected


I hate that person's guts now.

[Ad Bot]

[Kerog]

I took that one guy who pretended to be a ghost and did this :D

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: you human people bore me, time to do more ghost stuff
Stranger: holy stuff are you a ghost
You: yes
Stranger: what types of things do ghosts do
You: you know, posess, change our molecular structure, haunt, etc.
Stranger: have you ever been exorcised?
You: i was close to being exorcised one time, luckily i got out before anything was started.
Stranger: oh man yeah. i bet it hurts.
Stranger: so how'd you die
You: car crah
You: crash
Stranger: stuff man
Stranger: well
Stranger: i'm going to be frank with you, mr. ghost
Stranger: i want you inside me
You: i wish i could come, but ghosts have limits.
You: im sorry :(
You: wanna still talk?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

bolded part disturbs me.

[Stealth xD]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ask my 10 questions and i will ask them truly
You: ok
Stranger: #1
You: Do you live in a yellow submarine?
Stranger: No #2
You: Do you play any online games?
Stranger: yes #3
You: Do you like pie
Stranger: depends on what kind but yes I do like pie #4
You: Do you live in a house
Stranger: what do you think retared yes #5
You: How many friends do you have
Stranger: 20 but every one likes me #6
You: Do you go to a High School Middle School Elementary School or Private school
You: srry last one is school
Stranger: im going to high school this year #7
You: What classes are you taking
Stranger: I dont know and i dont care #8
You: Is there anyone standing around you
Stranger: no unless you count msn #9
You: Do you have a pet
Stranger: I have 2 dogs 1 cat 17 sheep and 10 chickens
Stranger: #10
You: Do you want too eat them
Stranger: yes excpet are pet sheep and dogs and cat and all the questions are done good bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[TheLegomaster]

Stranger: hi
You: Hey.
You: I'm a ghost.
Stranger: lovey
Stranger: wanna forget
You: Uh
You: I'm a ghost, I can't.
Stranger: I heard it through the grapvine
Stranger: Orly?
You: I can't even fap :(
Stranger: I like chicken wings
Stranger: and snake pie
You: I like chicken wings too :D
Stranger: too bad u cant eat them
Stranger: being a ghost and all
Stranger: :P
You: D:
You have disconnected.

[Justin K.]

Seriously, what is the point of this website?

[A.R.C.]

Seriously, what is the point of this website?

Meet child enthusiasts.

[TheLegomaster]

You: hey
Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARS
You: :D
You: I'm thelegomaster :D
Stranger: Orly
Stranger: Im siren
Stranger: :D
You: ya rly.
You: :D
You: You gonna post this on the forums?
Stranger: If you dont
You: :P
Stranger: FIRST ONE TO DO IT!
You: :3
You have disconnected.

Haha, I have won. >:D

[Siren]

Stranger: hey
You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS
Stranger: :D
Stranger: im thelegomaster
You: orly
You: Im siren
You: :D
Stranger: ya rly
Stranger: :D
Stranger: You gonna post this on forums?
You: if you dont
Stranger: :P
You: FIRST ONE TO DO IT
Stranger: :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Siren]

Haha, I have won. >:D

fu

[Dalek]

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey baby
You: what are you wearing
Stranger: m or f?
You: oh thats hot
Stranger: shut up korean
You: what are you doing
Stranger: forget you man
You: oh ya
You: thats what i want to hear
Stranger: buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul shut
Stranger: kicking your ass
You: Make a noise like a cat

You: I love you
You: at first sight
You: are you breaking up with me?
You: Oh god you are!
You: I hate you
Stranger: hi there :) do u wanna chat with an 18 year old male from switzerland?$
You: See that pretty much sums up you online daters
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: Oh What
Stranger: i am kara
You: You come on too strong
Stranger: ?
You: God your creeping me out
You: Ew! you freak
Stranger: ......??
You: Im very sensative about my body you pervert!
You: Oh god
You: Leave me alone!
Stranger: ok bye

You: Woah back off man
You: you come on too strong
Stranger: Hello?
You: Ew leave me alone
Stranger: Yo?
Stranger: Apple?
You: No stop!
Stranger: RAPE!
You: Damn you beat me to it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[kakashi11]

Kakashi11 here with blockland, you build, destory, and use your creativeaty to make anythign

[Drak]

You: Jimmy, it is happening.
You: You told me to find you when it was time - they are coming.
You: The zombies, Jimmy.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Korabar]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: nice to meet ya
Stranger: =D
Stranger: xD
Stranger: ^^
You: YOU FIND A WILD ABRA!
Stranger: ^^'
Stranger: :'D
You: YOU RAPE THE WILD ABRA!
You: WILD ABRA DIES OF SUFFOCATION!
Stranger: I'm french btw
You: k
Stranger: excuse me to be french that's horrible for me
You: France is awesome.
Stranger: Oh rly
You: ya
Stranger: tell me why
You: It's the City of lights, and the Eiffel Tower.
Stranger: alright
Stranger: you are from?
Stranger: FROM WHERE
You: USA! USA!
Stranger: ALRIGHT
Stranger: HOW ARE THE USA?
Stranger: IS THAT AN AWESOME COUNTRY?
You: USA ARE GOOD. WE GOT FAT PEOPLE, HOT DOGS, FOOTBALL, AND BELCHING FOOTBALL FANS. AND THE GRAND CANYON. AWESOME FORESTS, TOO.
Stranger: why you call that football
Stranger: I mean you rarely use your feet to hit the ball
Stranger: for us in france football = soccer
You: I don't know. I know somewhere they call "Soccer" Football.
You: oh.
Stranger: your football we call it american football
Stranger: that's not true football
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Are you a boy?
You: yup.
Stranger: How old?
You: 19
Stranger: nice
Stranger: could I lick your navel?
You: ok...
Stranger: come on
Stranger: are you fat?
You: nope.
Stranger: do you have a girlfriend?
You: no.
Stranger: have u ever had a girlfriend?
You: Yeah. Infact, we broke up a little less than a month ago.
Stranger: are you virgin?
Stranger: alright
Stranger: btw all french boys are gay remmeber that
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This one scared the living stuff out of me after what this person said, I immediately left, terrified.

[Stealth xD]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: i done a poopoo
Stranger: but i get bullied at school
You: 0_0
Stranger: because of my poop pants
Stranger: :(
You: umm ok i feel srry for you
Stranger: can u help me
Stranger: i wna kill myself
You: use the bathroom before school and every posible time and dont kill your self
Stranger: shut u forgetin fat face you homo
You: ... im srry
Stranger: before i personally come over and slice u
Stranger: yeah homo
Stranger: you are sorry
You: ya ok
Stranger: bitch ass fool
Stranger: you messed with the wrong monday
You: im srry
You: hello
You: ok ima go now
You have disconnected.
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[Korabar]

onnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: wanna cam2cam?
You: sure.
Stranger: asl?
You: female 19 USA
Stranger: mm cool
Stranger: would u forget a minor baby?
Stranger: im 16
You: er... nope. I got in real trouble last time.
Stranger: i promise you wont
Stranger: i just wanna forget you
Stranger: k babe?
You: I don't want to get another probation time.
Stranger: you wont
Stranger: i just wanna forget
Stranger: im soooo loving horny, and hard
You: Go forget a girl from your school.
Stranger: lets cam2cam baby
Stranger: id make it worth it for you
You: How about you forget another girl from your school. Maybe then you'll get my tits.
Stranger: already forgeted a girl from my school
Stranger: cmon babe
You: Go do it again.
Stranger: done
Stranger: cmon baby
Stranger: ill cum for you
You: Cum for another girl.
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In real life, I'm a 13 year old boy, but here, I'm either a 19 year old female or a 19 year old male.  It depends, for teh lolz.