Author Topic: Beat me up (game)  (Read 5868 times)

well the objective of the game is to beat me up ANY
way you want to but you must not kill me


Skins alive and replaces skin with duct tape so he won't bleed to death  :cookieMonster:

Kicks your balls so hard they come out of your throat.

Gouges your eyes out with a spoon, then stops the bleeding. Then, I put you on a machine that breathes for you, the I cut out your lungs.

First I sedate you then I connect all veins and blood connection in your neck to a machine that will continusely bring blood to your head (Brain). Then after that is done I then await for you to wake up, once woken up I then begin to give you paper cuts all over your body. From here I begin to attempt to cut a finger off using nothing but paper, after that I then get an axe out and start cutting pieces off of your body. Mean while you are experiencing extreme pain and there is no chance of dying due to blood loose so at this point you are forever in limbo until natural causes.

Enjoy being a head attached to a support machine for the next 60 years.




Don't worry Nick, I'll save you! :D
*Shoots Nick in the head*



you forgot to read the one rule of this thread did you lego?
« Last Edit: August 28, 2009, 04:28:38 PM by nickbond1 »

you can survive being shot in the head

you can survive being shot in the head

Yep, you also can survive getting a nailgun in the head, that hurts more.

The only thing that kills a human if shot in the head is if it hits the brain, everything else is fine.

Replaces one lung with tire.