The angels sang in a immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norrise...
Who delivered a kick that could shatter bones...
INTO THE CROCH OF INDAINA JONES (Aka Nick)
...then gandalf the grey, and gandalf the white, and Monty python and the holy Grail's black knight and Benito Blue Meanie, and the blue meanie, and cowboy Curtis and jambie the genie, robo cop, the terminator, captain kirk and Darth Vader, lo pan superman, every single power ranger, bill S preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the rock doc oc and hulk hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris* in his cowboy ass...
*nick