Beat me up (game)

[StarHawk]

-straps you to a chair and waits- (lol)

[Ad Bot]

[kyle222]

I put a spacesuit on you, connect a tube that gives you air with duct tape
onto the ground, then I kick your ass to the moon.

:3

[General Nick]

I castrate you, chop off your snake and place a carrot in your starfish as far as a 12 inch carrot can go, and hire a stripper to give you a strip tease. OF richardS.

[kyle222]

Takes you into a space station, and kicks your ass till it bleeds.
Then starts at balls.
And brings chuck norris with bronze nuckles in the room.

[Travis [bob36455]]

Takes you into a space station, and kicks your ass till it bleeds.
Then starts at balls.
And brings chuck norris with bronze nuckles in the room.

The angels sang in a amacakulate choures
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norrise...
Who dilived a kick that could shatter bones...
INTO THE CROCH OF INDAINA JONES (Aka Nick)

[dax468]

Don't worry Nick, I'll save you! :D
*Shoots Nick in the head*

isint the head the only thing left?
anyways ill just keep setting on fire and letting him heal inside a steel box and then lighting him back on fire with barely any foor in the box. human torch >=)

[qevil]

The angels sang in a immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norrise...
Who delivered a kick that could shatter bones...
INTO THE CROCH OF INDAINA JONES (Aka Nick)

...then gandalf the grey, and gandalf the white, and Monty python and the holy Grail's black knight and Benito Blue Meanie, and the blue meanie, and cowboy Curtis and jambie the genie, robo cop, the terminator, captain kirk and Darth Vader, lo pan superman, every single power ranger, bill S preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the rock doc oc and hulk hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris* in his cowboy ass...
*nick

[Hugums]

Flicks his ear again.

[zz_tophat]

N’gggyleth kool kids klubul N’kkul N’gggyleth Wattqawa Cthulhu! Ry’leth Avk Rttleh Cthulhu!

CTHULHU TKKE TKKE N’GGGYLETH CTHULU nickbond1!

Don't worry, As far as I know performing the Rite of shaded moon to summon the old ones doesn't kill (so I am still withing the rules of the thread), as far as I can tell it's more of one of those "perpetual living hell" dealies.                                                         

[Dapizzanator]

...then gandalf the grey, and gandalf the white, and Monty python and the holy Grail's black knight and Benito Blue Meanie, and the blue meanie, and cowboy Curtis and jambie the genie, robo cop, the terminator, captain kirk and Darth Vader, lo pan superman, every single power ranger, bill S preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the rock doc oc and hulk hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris* in his cowboy ass...
*nick

Glad to see we have some Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny fans, here. I've memorized the whole song, I had some paper and "free time" in school.

On topic: Creates futuristic technology that can put you into any video game. I pick "Hello Kitty: Roller Rescue" and pull the lever. You suffer for the next 42 years, then figure out how to get out. By that time, I had altered the machine to turn you into the main character of the game upon leaving the game. You are Hello Kitty for the rest of your life, and people keep shooting you with Elephant guns.

[Hugums]

Flicks ear again

[qevil]

Glad to see we have some Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny fans, here. I've memorized the whole song, I had some paper and "free time" in school.

-othershtuff-

its a catchy tune, always nice to listen to it.

[Fjeld]

Flicks ear again

Better then biting it.

[Plasmus]

First, I shall slice your head open, Take your brain and deposit it into a freezer for 100 years, Then i will take you out, You will do something naughty.
I send you back in there for 100 years more for a timeout.

[Dapizzanator]

its a catchy tune, always nice to listen to it.

agreed