I don't see why you should be afraid of paper, Paper should be afraid of you!Just charge at it with some scissors, that will make it wish it never-crossed you!
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The same day a kid got stabbed with a pencil, and he started crying because he thought he would die of lead poisoning. It was graphite -.-
It seems like that you have papyrophobia.
how about just use a laptop at school?