Girl problems

[Syntho]

This week is the first week of school and we have a new girl. She is really cute and smart so I think, hey what the heck, and ask for her phone number. she replies, "I'll think about it." Then some newcigarette asks her the next day in a terrible way too. His friends are in back of him pushing him toward her and his friends ask for him she says, "Okay! Then she gives him her number." The thing is he doesn't like her. He only wanted her so I can't. The next day he asks her out and she says yes. I'm like, WTF and he's like, HAR HAR I STEAL GURL.

TL;DR my "friend" asked out the girl I like.
Tell me what you think I should do. Right now I think I'm going to tell her some stuff he did or try to do with his old girl friend.

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[yuki]

Beat the stuff out of him to prove how much of a man you are to the lady, then when she's all over you say "forget you" and go get a hotter girl.
All the trouble you'll get in for kicking his ass would be worth the cool points.
Also, leather jacket.

[Doorman]

Dump the friend, forget the whore, and, if his old girlfriend is hot, go out with her.
If he doesn't like that, call him a hypocrite.

[Marcem]

And, your definition of going out is?

[yuki]

Dump the friend, forget the whore, and, if his old girlfriend is hot, go out with her.
If he doesn't like that, call him a hypocrite.

Then

Beat the stuff out of him

and record it.

And, your definition of going out is?

What are you doing in this thread, you're not even old enough to like girls.

[Doorman]

Lol'd.

[Syntho]

His old girl friend likes me now, but she went to a new school. I go to private school. I got in a fight once. It equals nothing but a suspension and being grounded for 4 weeks. I think I'll "accidently" throw an elbow at him.

And, your definition of going out is?

My definition of going out is going to the mall with her. Seeing a movie, going to parties, having fun.

What are you doing in this thread, you're not even old enough to like girls.

Me or Marcem?

[Doorman]

Me or Marcem?

I do believe it is safe to say that what he said was directed at Marcem.

Also, elbows don't hurt. Just "accidently" throw a fist into his nose.

[Syntho]

Good idea. Why did you put your face in my fist?

[DracoSoul]

Display dominance by wrestling with the nearest tiger.

[Doorman]

Good idea. "Why did you put your face in my fist?"

Added the quotes to make it easier to understand.
But I like your spunk, kid. :D

Display dominance by wrestling with the nearest tiger.

Haha.

[Marcem]

I do believe it is safe to say that what he said was directed at Marcem.

What's with people trolling my age now?  It's really quite pathetic.

[Doorman]

What's with people trolling my age now?  It's really quite pathetic.

lern2joke plz

[tay104]

I do believe it is safe to say that what he said was directed at Marcem.

Also, elbows don't hurt. Just "accidently" throw a fist into his nose.

Then throw him up against the wall and beat him into submission.

[Kalphiter]

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