Paradox Topic

[Regulith]

and

"I know that I know nothing at all."

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[Zenthos]

Lol I divided by 0 in C++ and I got 1.INF#000.

INFINITY

[Menen]

A Paradox is 2 things that cancel eachother out.

Example:

Person 1: I wont unload the dishwasher untill you empty the trash!
Person 2: Well I wont empty the trash untill you unload the dishwasher!

And that keeps looping around and around for a long time untill one of the two gets up off their lazy ass and does something.

[General Nick]

omg forced meme chancigarette afadsfsada
PIME TARADOX ANYONE?

[TheChaosCarrier]

/time machine
/Dividebyzero

[Menen]

1. Go back in time
2. Kill someone
3. Future explodes

INCORRECT!

Depending on when and where the person you are killing takes place, the results would be different. Atleast thats what I think.

Example. You live with 2 people, not counting you. 1 of them mysteriously dies by falling off of a balcony. You (Insert random comment about time travel invention here) go back in time to see what caused this. You appear right next to your friend while he/she is on the balcony. You appearing scares the living stuff out of them and causes them to fall off the balcony, and die.

So no matter what you do, the event would still be the same because you altered the time line in the first place.

How ever, if you go back in time to a period of time where you weren't around and you influence an event, such as killing someone important, then the future would explode. :D

[Saxophone]

There was an explosion of a supernova. I put metal in the microwave.
The Gravitons and Gravilois of the supernova collided with the microwave radiation, 'caused me to blast back in time, to Roswell New Mexico, 1947.
Zoidberg was kidnapped.

Bender had his ass labeled as a UFO.

Microwaves were thought to be a Stove of somesort.

I killed my grandfather.

I did my grandma.

I am my own grandfather.

Dad is my son.

/paradox reference.

[Netwars4]

Not throwing trash until the trash is emptied?

[Rughugger]

Paradoxes = alternate realities. Stuff a cat in a safe box, leave it there for two weeks. Don't open it. Is it alive or dead?

[Sarge]

Kick the box and listen for a "meow" to check if it's alive. 

[Xoax]

The below statement is false.
The above statement is true.

Easy you ask one the the other one would tell you to go.

[Netwars4]

Easy you ask one the the other one would tell you to go.

What.

[Rughugger]

Kick the box and listen for a "meow" to check if it's alive. 

Kick a cast iron box that weighs a lot more than your foot? Sounds smart. Knock yourself out.

[lolzorz mcgee]

Reading that made me remember an episode of the Big Bang Theory.

[Saxophone]

Badspot =/= Eric Hartman.

Bad ass paradox.