Paradox Topic

[-Mike-]

...What

This topic is about paradoxes

What he said was a paradox and perfectly on-topic

no its true stop being a TROLL

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[Netwars4]

Guys stop hating or I'll hate you all too.
Oh wait that's not a paradox, I'm off topic.


Anyway, let us think about nothingness.
But wait!
It can't be thought of, because when people think of nothingness they always think of something!
Paradox?

[Wynd_Fox]

What would happen if a bomb that destroys everything it hits, hits an indestructible fortress?

[Deep2]

OSHT-

[Lil Robot]

-snip-

WHAT?

[pixl]

Shoot a portal in a portal?

[Inv3rted]

OSHT-

It's not a paradox. It's a fractal.

[Robo Noob]

What would happen if Ponnochio said "My nose will grow."?

[pocketrocket300]

-snip-

OSHT-

your math teacher meant it when she told you not to divide by zero.

[Sarge]

What would happen if Ponnochio said "My nose will grow."?

His nose would implode.

[block dude]

this isnt much of a paradox but:

a man will be sent to jail, the judge saysesays, "give me a false statment and you will be sentenced to 6 years in prison,give me a true statment and you will be sentenced to 4 years in prison". But the criminal is let go, how?

[Lil Robot]

this isnt much of a paradox but:

a man will be sent to jail, the judge sayse, "give me a false statment and you will be sentenced to 6 years in prison,give me a true statment and you will be sentenced to 4 years in prison". But the criminal is let go, how?

That's why.

[block dude]

That's why.

oh oops, haha, anyway, figure it out

[Lil Robot]

oh oops, haha, anyway, figure it out

He gave a true statement, and then spent the years in prison.

[block dude]

He gave a true statement, and then spent the years in prison.

sry, forgot to mention, he never spent years in prison. he was let go. BUT WHY?!?!?!