The title is correct. Today at assembly, I got a yardstick of gum. :3 'tis epic. asfssdsfdsfaefwfwsa. Discuss?
EDIT: Story of my long journey for the gum.
Today, we had an assembly about the fundraiser, and how if we sent their items to people, we'd get plenty of prizes. Prizes were mostly stuffty, except for the Wii, the plasma TV, the laptop, and the $250 visa gift card. They were quizzing some people for prizes about things like the assembly and some math crap. I got how many centimeters is in a yard. The two dumbasses before me had no idea, and when I got called on my moment of fame happened. Tons of kids asked me for gum, but when I opened it I realized they weren't separated pieces. Saddened, they walked home while I did a jig to my doorstep.