Dad is a loving starfish

[Hired gun]

Ok so every day at school (6th grade) I go to all my classes, get assigned homework, and then go home. *My starfish of a father decides "Oh hey I will be an starfish to my child and be a loving hypocrite." When I get home, I'm burnt, so I naturally want to go on blockland and chill but that is where this come in.* I always find him sitting on his fat ass, using the ONLY loving COMPUTER that plays blockland, while watching his handicapped shows like "Boston Legal." I ask him if I could use the computer to play blockland, and he says,"Is your HW done? I reply "no" and he says I can't use it until I'm done. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FINISH MY HOMEWORK AND THEN USE BLOCKLAND. So I am asking you, the internet and all its homies, WTF SHOULD I DO?

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[Crunchie]

What?

edit induced edit: ok, makes sense now.

[pixl]

Do your homework faster, hey, I do 2 hours of cross country and I have to do algebra2 homework I still have time to play. Just practice doing homework, or do it on the bus or something

[Hired gun]

Do your homework faster, hey, I do 2 hours of cross country and I have to do algebra2 homework I still have time to play. Just practice doing homework, or do it on the bus or something

1. wow you have to run :I 1.5.I can't do it faster, I get home at 8:00 because my moms drives every where BUT home, and my teachers all load me down with 5 pages of homework. Each. That's 30 pages of HW that I have to do in 3hrs. For me impossible. For you, not so much. I have limited brainpower to work on homework, since it's all crap I know, but I have to explain it in long sentences.
2.I don't take the bus

[MtnDew]

Solution: Finish your homework.

[zz_tophat]

Solution: Finish your homework.

This.

When I was in school i usually did mine and my friend's (he took too long and I wanted to do stuff) within a half an hour of getting home, if i hadn't finished it on the bus.

[Illidan]

1. I can't do it faster, I get home at 8:00 because my moms drives every where BUT home, and my teachers all load me down with 5 pages of homework. Each. That's 30 pages of HW that I have to do in 3hrs. For me impossible. For you, not so much. I have limited brainpower to work on homework, since it's all crap I know, but I have to explain it in long sentences.

2.I don't take the bus

1. It's not your dad that's being the ass. It's your mother. If she's supposedly driving everywhere, but your house, and getting you home at 8 PM, get another right, or tell her to drop you off. Besides, you don't need to play Blockland. If you want to chill out from the great amount of stress from the 6th grade, why not do something better?

2. You don't need the bus. Get another ride, tell your mother to drop you off, or walk home.

[Ephialtes]

You could do your homework in the car while your Mom drives everywhere, or save up for a new computer (they're not that expensive these days!). It isn't exactly yours so you can't blame him for using it - and Boston Legal is a very good show!

[Game master pro]

the solution is to lie and say you've done your homework, duh.

[tay104]

You could do your homework in the car while your Mom drives everywhere, or save up for a new computer (they're not that expensive these days!). It isn't exactly yours so you can't blame him for using it - and Boston Legal is a very good show!

I disagree with your opinion of Boston Legal.

Take the bus home if your mom takes way to long to get home.

[Sandvich]

Im in 6th and i only get 30 math problems a day.

Only takes like 10 minutes to finish

[Robo Noob]

Wat.

Do your homework on the bus or during school, I've been doing that since like 4th grade and I'm in 10th. And if you don't finish it there and don't want to do it at home, do it in the morning on the bus.

For me I get on first in the morning (1 hour to get to school, it's not far but we pick-up like 503492304923049 kids) and I get off first in the after noon (on the bus for 6ish minutes), but also in school, in my 4th period there's "RTI" time which is like an extra 30 mins to finish homework you didn't do or homework you just got, so I've got a pretty badass set-up in the sense that I can get on the computer as soon as I come home.

EDIT: Ride the bus if you don't want to get home at 8.

[CapTMeaT]

Just do the loving homework and stop complaining.
Your father wants you to do well in school, and in order to do that you need to do your homework.

[Jimmg]

Sounds to me someone needs a good slap across their regurgitated form of a face.

[zz_tophat]

Sounds to me someone needs a good slap across their regurgitated form of a face.

*Slaps Jimmg*

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