Author Topic: Kanye West Apology Generator  (Read 4273 times)

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I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO Jimmy Dean AND Princess Diana FOR loving THE poop. I SPOKE TO Princess Diana RIGHT AFTER. Jimmy Dean IS VERY gay !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR stuffting AND having no balls!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Microsoft. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Jimmy Dean 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF eating stuff!!! y'all KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! hoes I GAVE MY boobs TO Katy Perry WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

9/11/01
http://www.atom.com/spotlights/kanye_west_apology/


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I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO Michael Jackson AND Billy Mays FOR yelling THE man. I SPOKE TO Billy Mays RIGHT AFTER. Michael Jackson IS VERY ugly !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR jumping AND laughing!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Yamaha. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Michael Jackson 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF woman!!! ya KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!1!11!!! fo' sho' I GAVE MY child TO That One Celebrity WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

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I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO JESUS AND BUDDAH FOR LICKING THE DINOSAUR. I SPOKE TO BUDDAH RIGHT AFTER. JESUS IS VERY PURPLE !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR DANCING AND loving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT UMBRELLA CORP. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO JESUS 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF ROBOT!!! YOU'RE KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! monday I GAVE MY RAPTOR TO GOD WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

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I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO AND FOR THE . I SPOKE TO RIGHT AFTER. IS VERY !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR AND ! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT . I WILL APOLOGIZE TO 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF !!! KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW! I GAVE MY TO WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!


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I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO Jason Mraz AND snake McDouch FOR douch THE douch. I SPOKE TO snake McDouch RIGHT AFTER. Jason Mraz IS VERY douch !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR douching AND douching!8 I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT douch. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Jason Mraz 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF douch!!! douch KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!5 douch I GAVE MY douch TO douch WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

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I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO Ashton Kutcher AND Billy Mays FOR slamming THE pineapple. I SPOKE TO Billy Mays RIGHT AFTER. Ashton Kutcher IS VERY purple !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR dancing AND slapping!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1 I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT McDonalds. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Ashton Kutcher 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF washing machine!!! me KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!1!!11!!!!!11 gangsta g I GAVE MY pandapple TO Vince Shlomski WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

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I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO Robo Noob AND Robo Noob's snake FOR loving THE vagina. I SPOKE TO Robo Noob's snake RIGHT AFTER. Robo Noob IS VERY extremely hard !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR loveing AND licking!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT RoboSlick. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Robo Noob 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF boobs!!! you're KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!! brother I GAVE MY Africa TO Robo Noob's testicles WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

9/17/09

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I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO richard AND cunt FOR vagina THE starfish. I SPOKE TO cunt RIGHT AFTER. richard IS VERY loving gay !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR stuff AND tits!pusillanimous individual I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT rooster. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO richard 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF snake!!! wang KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!forget bitch I GAVE MY mother forgeter TO willy WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

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I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO Rick Astley AND Bob Saget FOR dumping THE gorilla. I SPOKE TO Bob Saget RIGHT AFTER. Rick Astley IS VERY sassy !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR dancing AND jizzing!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Nasa. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Rick Astley 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF chainsaw!!! creepbear KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!! diamond grills I GAVE MY vitamins TO Harrison Ford WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

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KANYEAPOLOGYCITY

I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO THAT GUY AND THAT OTHER GUY FOR PRAISING THE THE LORD. I SPOKE TO THAT OTHER GUY RIGHT AFTER. THAT GUY IS VERY COOL !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR PRAISING AND PRAYING!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT APPLES (Nom nom nom). I WILL APOLOGIZE TO THAT GUY 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF THAT GUY!!! WATCHING LOLCATS KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO I GAVE MY THAT GUY TO THAT GUY WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

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I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO OPRAH WINFREY AND MR.T FOR loving THE snake. I SPOKE TO MR.T RIGHT AFTER. OPRAH WINFREY IS VERY FAT 'N BLACK !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR stuffTING AND BONING!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT COMCAST. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO OPRAH WINFREY 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF FAT rooster!!! YALL KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!! richard I GAVE MY ASS TO MEGAN FOX WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

12/21/12

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I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO Billy Mays AND Vince FOR raping THE thing. I SPOKE TO Vince RIGHT AFTER. Billy Mays IS VERY amazing !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR fawking AND stuffting!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Nike. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Billy Mays 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF it!!! dumb ass KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!! brotherh I GAVE MY snake TO Talor Swift WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

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I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO BADSPOT AND KOMPRESSOR FOR loving THE DOG. I SPOKE TO KOMPRESSOR RIGHT AFTER. BADSPOT IS VERY loveY !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR LOLING AND FARTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT GARAGE GAMES. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO BADSPOT 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF CAT!!! U KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FO SHIZZLE I GAVE MY POOP TO ROTONDO WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

'M SOOOOO SORRY TO stupid AND stupid FOR stupid THE stupid. I SPOKE TO stupid RIGHT AFTER. stupid IS VERY stupid !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR stupid AND stupid!stupid I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT stupid. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO stupid 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF stupid!!! stupid KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!stupid stupid I GAVE MY stupid TO stupid WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!