Author Topic: Encounters with wild animals  (Read 1942 times)


I saw a pig with balls the size of basketballs...

i attended a mass at church today, held before the burial of my deceased uncle danny. as you may or may not know, on the way to the cemetery from the church, all the cars attending the burial form an unbreakable line, following the hearse containing the casket with their emergency lights flashing and 'FUNERAL' flags planted on the hood. we had around 30 cars, all in a line, and since it was disrespectful for the line to be broken, we were allowed to ignore stop signs and red lights and drive right through them.

anyway, the animal part. while driving, on the side of the road, we saw a family of about 5 deer on the side of the road. that in itself is unusual, but what's weirder is that i've seen about 2 deer my entire life in florida. as we drove by them they stopped, turned toward the road, and bowed their heads in respect. it was amazing. they did not resume walking until we all passed them. everyone got out of their cars crying. it was a surreal, but beautiful, thing.

about once or twice every day a bird slams into our windows

One day I was doing homework and there was a large cawing outside my window. Presumably from a stuffload of crows. It was really distracting. Eventually I got so ticked off I threw open my window and screamed shut up at them. The noise stopped and I opened my eyes to see the houses all around me (and presumably mine as well) with completely black roofs due to how many crows there were. And every single crow in unison quieted up and glared at me. It was probably one of the freakiest things to ever happen to me. 200+ silent crows glareing at me...
Needless to say I shut my window and hid in the center of the house away from any windows for a good 10 minutes.


@ladios, the're going to kill you now the next time you walk outside.  make sure to bring a baseball bat, take down as many of the bastards as you can.

i attended a mass at church today, held before the burial of my deceased uncle danny. as you may or may not know, on the way to the cemetery from the church, all the cars attending the burial form an unbreakable line, following the hearse containing the casket with their emergency lights flashing and 'FUNERAL' flags planted on the hood. we had around 30 cars, all in a line, and since it was disrespectful for the line to be broken, we were allowed to ignore stop signs and red lights and drive right through them.

anyway, the animal part. while driving, on the side of the road, we saw a family of about 5 deer on the side of the road. that in itself is unusual, but what's weirder is that i've seen about 2 deer my entire life in florida. as we drove by them they stopped, turned toward the road, and bowed their heads in respect. it was amazing. they did not resume walking until we all passed them. everyone got out of their cars crying. it was a surreal, but beautiful, thing.
about once or twice every day a bird slams into our windows
One hell of a juxstopasition.