Want to play a game?

[Doorman]

You will die of laughter.
Wait... No, haha, that's me.

You will die from stuffting out your intestines, lungs, heart, ect.

[Ad Bot]

[Joeboy]

i'll steal you lungs, muhahahaha

[yndaaa]

Your heart is a ticking time bomb... Waiting... Ticking... Tocking... Just Wait and see...

hmmmm and if that doesn't happen you will be eaten by flys in your sleep

[Joeboy]

your snake murders you in the middle of the night

[Platinum]

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[TheLegomaster]

<3 Legomaster :D

Wuv you too, Doarman >W<

On Topic:

Poison darts.

[Joeboy]

you'll crushed by a millions of rubber ducks 

[Robo Noob]

Want to play a game?

[Joeboy]

that was exactly what i was going to post when this first started =\

[TheLegomaster]

A guy stabs you because you killed his brother.

you'll crushed by a millions of rubber ducks

>:3

[Joeboy]

o i see >:B

you get jabbed in the eye with a blunt pencil until you die

[Cheemo]

You will be dragged into a nearby river, and forced to float down said river. Once you reach the end(or ocean) a Gman will be waiting. The Gman will retrieve you from wherever you are and stuff you into a garbage can, and will proceed to throw the garbage can into a pit filled with 4chan trolls.

[yndaaa]

Whe the clock reaches 12:00 PM three days from the moment you read this... Your body will slowly start to bleed and you will feel an imense pain that will only get worse and worse until you bleed out and fall on the ground while the life is slowly disapearing from you bodyand mind...


Sorry i couldn't come up with anything better. :(

:( i have 3 days left to live?

[Kapturrith]

Quote from "Idiot's Of Garry's Mod 2":
"Wanna play a game?"   "NOOOOOOOOOO-"

[JJA0]

You will die from blunt trauma caused by a big rock.