Author Topic: School Experiences- The good, the bad, and the smelly  (Read 2893 times)

One day people are getting pants-ed during soccer. One kids underwear goes down with his shorts.
Haha, wow.
Found decapitated birds on the swings.
:(

Found decapitated birds on the swings.

Eew, gross. I wonder where the heads went...

I'm like walking in then go.. " Hey where did the stand up piss stalls go? " Then I notice it.. " Oh stuff. "
This reminds me at my old school, girls kept stealing tampons out of the dispensers by breaking them open or using there small girl hands to reach up and get them. It ended in all the girls being angry because the school board got pissed at them stealing and took away the dispensers.

This reminds me at my old school, girls kept stealing tampons out of the dispensers by breaking them open or using there small girl hands to reach up and get them. It ended in all the girls being angry because the school board got pissed at them stealing and took away the dispensers.

TAMPON dispensers at schools?

Where the hell is this?

I'm like walking in then go.. " Hey where did the stand up piss stalls go? " Then I notice it.. " Oh stuff. "
WAHAHAA SAME THING EXACTLY

"Why the forget aren't there Urinals in the Junior wing?"

I forgot when, but I accidentally went into the girls' washroom once.

haha
Same. Haha, This year, I have new classes in parts of the campus ive never been before so I walk in and went "what the? The 200 building doesnt have urinals?"
I walked out and looked and saw it was the girls. Luckily no one saw me.

A kid sat down to hard and the chair collapsed beneath him... t'was lulzy

Ahaha that basketball one happened to me too yesterday,
I accidentally walked into the girls locker room before P.E., was the best accident of my life.
The art room is down the hall from P.E., and from all the locker rooms, so i was coming from art, and i was off in distance, turned straight into girls locker room, saw all the hottest girls in their bikinis, girl teachers got pissed.
I came out laughing like a hyena, and my friends were too.

Darkhawk, may I ask how old these girls were? Because if they're like 12 then I'm going to throw up.
Also, wtf. Do girls in your school always dress in bikinis and hang out in the locker room...

Everything listed in the original post is so stereotypical 6'th grade, it's not even funny. lol

Everything listed in the original post is so stereotypical 6'th grade, it's not even funny. lol
you lol'd

There was this kid the end.

Me and a friend cracked jokes at a symphony trip the whole time and took naps.
Great trip too.

snakeillin and Sac fungi.

We were playing a game in PE called pillow polo, you have plastic sticks that have soft foam on the end of them and you use them to hit balls into a goal. So, a girl asks me "Nick, can I have your stick?"
"Yes you can definitely have it."
"Great!"
"Why are you taking my pillow polo stick? :( "

TAMPON dispensers at schools?

Where the hell is this?
They have them at a lot of schools just in the girls bathrooms of course.

So one day, I was braiding my pubes under my desk. The vice principal walks in and falco punches my desk out of nowhere. Suddenly my Black Beard lookin' pubes are revealed to the world. Later that day I was forced to tie them to my nipples and hang upside-down by my gonads as punishment.
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