Well, i dont know if this counts as breaking it
Had a ps2 for like 8 years, finally it crapped out sort of, it could still be fixed just needed a new laser
Felt like buying a new one, so i took it into the yard and smashed it with my shoe. It was a steel toe boot.
Then i got the new one, and i was laying on my couch playing MGS3 Snake Eater, and i got up when i was wearing my big hoodie, i went over to touch the eject button to put in a new game, made a big shock, ps2 was dead.
Then i got pissed at my psp phat and wanted a new one, so i let my dog get it, but my dad said i cant buy a new one, no joy stick and its chewed to crap :/