Author Topic: Stupid things that happen in your school.  (Read 1552 times)

I say 'lolwut' and everybody repeats, even the teacher. o_o


goddam nothing stupid happens in my school  :panda:

So a while ago, I was sent to the office during math class (second to last period) for violating the district dress code. I was wearing black jeans apparently, and I was supposed to be wearing black anything else. This should be the first sign that what I was sent to the office for doesn't even matter. No one even noticed until around the end of the day.

So I get to the office and tell the secretary I was sent down for violating the dress code. She says to sit and wait. As I do, the people come and go, the vice principal seeing ten other kids that show up after me, just sitting there. Eventually, the last period is almost over and I'm still sitting in this office doing nothing to further my education when finally someone comes out and tells me that all the people they have to deal with this kind of stuff have already went home. She send me back to class, with a warning.

By the time I get back, the day is over, and I get my stuff to leave.

So I spent the last bit of school sitting around not learning anything for a meaningless reason only to be told not to wear jeans.

Heh, this reminds me of last year. How could I not remember.

It was homecoming night, we had the football game of course. We were all standing on the field, and all of the sudden we all hear fire trucks and police cars and everything fly by the field. They stop in front of the school and shoot (as in run. not with guns) inside. Everybody's staring like, "what the hell?" and the game was paused, you could say. As it turns out, a couple of kids who went to our school set some benches and lockers on fire in the locker room. We won the game, too.

They eventually got the kids from our school who did it and they went to jail, and were obviously expelled.



About a week later, I went to English as usual. We had a sub which wasn't anything unusual, the teacher was always gone. But he never came back. We had the same sub over and over until the last few weeks of school were over. We watched the news one day at home and figured out that he had been sent to jail for having a loveual relationship with a student.

He was awaiting his trial when again on the news over the summer, a story came that the same guy had been caught stealing a few shirts from a department store. He then led police on a high speed chase all through the city. He was eventually caught and went to jail. A month ago he was supposed to be convicted, and then like a week or two ago, coming home from school, I saw him riding his bike.

It's like a cliffhanger.

About a week later, I went to English as usual. We had a sub which wasn't anything unusual, the teacher was always gone. But he never came back. We had the same sub over and over until the last few weeks of school were over. We watched the news one day at home and figured out that he had been sent to jail for having a loveual relationship with a student.

He was awaiting his trial when again on the news over the summer, a story came that the same guy had been caught stealing a few shirts from a department store. He then led police on a high speed chase all through the city. He was eventually caught and went to jail. A month ago he was supposed to be convicted, and then like a week or two ago, coming home from school, I saw him riding his bike.

It's like a cliffhanger.
Next, the serial killing begins.

In my classes, they always try to predict who will get called down. Then they do the oooh thing.

My grade is very immature. I'm in 9th grade and everyone still uses the "your mom is ______" phrases.

That's not immature it's fun. :D