Darkest Of Days

[yuki]

I played the demo a while ago, because the idea of going back in time and killing the rebels with a machine gun just appealed to me. Thought it might be cool...

Sweet jesus was I wrong.
The storyline makes absolute stuff sense. No, just, no. Nothing in it is consistent or even the slightest bit believable. It was written by a 8th grader I swear to god.
The graphics, models, textures, and overall gameplay blow. This could be a PS2 game, it's not the slightest bit advanced, even the AI is handicapped. Also you can sprint at 45 MPH.

Essentially here's the story: You're shot in the battle of waterloo and a space-guy comes out of loving nowhere and is like "COME WITH ME!" and they take him to the future where he already knows how to operate grenades, a mortar, a Mosin Nagant and a luger. Oh btw floating men from spaaaaaaaace are nothing new to him wtf.
Just what the forget were they thinking? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. The only gun he ever knew about with shells was a REVOLVER FROM THE 1800's. ALSO WHY DOESN'T THE SUDDEN FLOW OF NEW INFORMATION CAUSE HIM ANY TROUBLE? HOW CAN HE SIMPLY ADAPT SO FLUIDLY WITHOUT ANY PREVIOUS KNOWLEDGE OH MY GOD THIS MAKES NO SENSE. You then travel to some battle during the revolutionary war where you operate a musket for half of it (holy christ reloaaaaaaad) then space guy gives you a fully-automatic future weapon. No. No no no no. This is ass-backwards handicapped. My love of time travel could not overcome the overall stupidity of this game.

Don't even bother playing this game. My god.

[Ad Bot]

[Wynd_Fox]

I'm in eighth grade D= I can write a better story than that, though.

[yuki]

I'm in eighth grade D= I can write a better story than that, though.

Anyone could. It doesn't follow any sort of coherent thought process.

[Osak]

The demo glitched for me...

Got stuck in a loading screen. The invisible wall thing annoyed me.

[Ryuu]

Game critic. :D

[Snackbar]

Essentially here's the story: You're shot in the battle of waterloo

Silly me, thinking there weren't any Native Americans at the Battle of Waterloo. I guess General Custer brought them to Belgium with him when he went over to fight Napoleon.

[Unwritten Calender]

I played the demo a while ago, because the idea of going back in time and killing the rebels with a machine gun just appealed to me. Thought it might be cool...

Sweet jesus was I wrong.
The storyline makes absolute stuff sense. No, just, no. Nothing in it is consistent or even the slightest bit believable. It was written by a 8th grader I swear to god.
The graphics, models, textures, and overall gameplay blow. This could be a PS2 game, it's not the slightest bit advanced, even the AI is handicapped. Also you can sprint at 45 MPH.

Essentially here's the story: You're shot in the battle of waterloo and a space-guy comes out of loving nowhere and is like "COME WITH ME!" and they take him to the future where he already knows how to operate grenades, a mortar, a Mosin Nagant and a luger. Oh btw floating men from spaaaaaaaace are nothing new to him wtf.
Just what the forget were they thinking? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. The only gun he ever knew about with shells was a REVOLVER FROM THE 1800's. ALSO WHY DOESN'T THE SUDDEN FLOW OF NEW INFORMATION CAUSE HIM ANY TROUBLE? HOW CAN HE SIMPLY ADAPT SO FLUIDLY WITHOUT ANY PREVIOUS KNOWLEDGE OH MY GOD THIS MAKES NO SENSE. You then travel to some battle during the revolutionary war where you operate a musket for half of it (holy christ reloaaaaaaad) then space guy gives you a fully-automatic future weapon. No. No no no no. This is ass-backwards handicapped. My love of time travel could not overcome the overall stupidity of this game.

Don't even bother playing this game. My god.

I'm pretty sure it's battle of littlebig horn.

[HaloHalo]

I played the Demo, too.

I was thinking while I was playing it, "Damnit, this is a major waste of my time and a long download time."

[Wynd_Fox]

Your name caused me to laugh, and I thank you for that.

[Kerog]

Once again, you saved me from wasting $40/$50.

[yuki]

I'm pretty sure it's battle of littlebig horn.

Yeah, it is, but that's totally irrelevant at this point, it still doesn't make any more sense.

[oromis]

Also you can sprint at 45 MPH.

Pppfffft, thats not fast. I can run over 60 miles per hour!





:3

[Robo]

Well, I enjoyed the demo very much, once I got it to work.

I might just be a sucker for time travel though...

[Snackbar]

Yeah, it is, but that's totally irrelevant at this point, it still doesn't make any more sense.

Time Fcuk made almost no sense as well. That doesn't mean Time Fkcu was a bad game. Just like with Darkest of Days, I enjoyed myself while I was playing Time Fkuc.

[-Mike-]

i like how you can go shoot romans