I no longer get too upset if some 13 year old kicks my butt in Halo. I just simply tell him I couldn't spend all day on it like he does because his mom is constantly begging for my junk in her many orifices. And then imply that secretly I'm their father and that if they keep up their crappy behavior, mommy doesn't get her child support next month. That's usually enough to send them into some kind of rage that gets them booted and I can enjoy some more casual gaming.