Favourite Quote Competitions (10 / 03 / 09 - 10 / 04 / 09)

[Evar678]

This is basicly a thread where you post your favourite quotes from other people, or yourself. Like, here's mine:

Lmao XD notice that in the quotation, i bolded FOOD
So, blockland is now food??

[2 days later]
i go to the grocery store and find this new cereal named
            Blockland flakes
                  They're as square
                    As my Blockhead's head!

I buy the cereal and when i pour a bowl, Blockland bricks pour out.
im like WTF and then i read the box, it says
Directions on eating this cereal
First, make a mould of each and every piece
Then, fill the mould with wheat
Add milk and enjoy!!

and at the bottom of the directions it says,
Please note
Use of acid is illegal in this universe

and the next day, when i try to re-sell the cereal, they say
"sorry sir, no refunds"

Then, when i get mad, i slap someone in the face and get put in jail

Happy? thats what would happen if blockland were a food.

Basicly, this is a thread to post your funny quotes, so everyone can get a good laugh.

[Ad Bot]

[Destiny/Zack0Wack0]

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
-->   Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<--   Beefpile has quit (sick forgeters)
<anamexis> :<

[Ryuu]

Lol! He has a dirty mind, I would of thought the same thing, but I wouldn't have left. :)

[Unwritten Calender]

Scissor me timbers!

[BobSevenSevens]

Please cry in the space provided below:
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[Truce]

Gotta love bash.

<JonTG> Man, my snake is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, stuff

[Kalphiter]

This is an RTB error.  Blame Ephialtes.

You own a 10 year old video card made by a company that has been out of business for 9 years.

Pics of aborted fetus holding a note that says "Blockland" or it didn't happen.

(Note: Do not post this)

On cold nights with a full moon, I can still hear Jookia's shrill whine.

Yiff in hell furcigarette. 

I am now banning you for being too stupid.

[Regulith]

Commence File Search "Favorite"
Done

Dump Results
Done

A boob is a circle shaped object that when squezzed by a man gives him a stiff one

I'll ask badspot if he will perma delete roblox

Black people think the internet is magic.  That's why I don't hire Africans for IT positions.

Now I can use it for serious business purposes.

Business is the folder I keep my research in.

Why waste precious building time telling someone that their mental capacity is next to zero when I could be building a giant snake?

stop speaking if your going to say stupid things.

Its not true unless its tested with microscopes.

how do i restart steam i cant put it in the recycle bin

SCREW YOU ive been playing BL for 10 years so if you dont shut up im gonna whip you

[BobSevenSevens]

Last entry was Kalph's.

It says on 10/3/09 only.

[Evar678]

Yeah, it's not really a big thing on BL forums.....
I think i'll extend it 1 more day (For the hell of it)

[Regulith]

Good, because I have another entry, and being off by 6 minutes would have sucked >:(

Looks like the little guy tired himself out.

Probably because you banned him.

[Xoax]

I think I misunderstood.

[Robo Noob]

1. Fried Chicken
2. Watermelons
3. Don't know if this counts but kool-aid


Did I mention I'm Chaseyqurt?

1. snake

2. snake

3. snake


Did I mention I'm Robo Noob?

I had that once :S Guess where? Yup. On my crotch :( i was doing a dare to sunbathe naked xD. Itched like mad and it felt like those "bits" were on fire. D:

you should see robo, hes an expert on this subject

I wanna buy blockland but i dont have a creditcard or a paypal account and im not familiar with any other options except for IDeal, Is it possible i can pay with IDeal?
I live in europe, we dont use dollars so i cant send him money and i dont use checks, all i can do is paying with IDeal, is that possible?

I hear you can get one for free if you do his math homework.

Oh hey, ladios said something before someone else.  That makes all following similar comments invalid.  Let's all give ladios a hand for winning the internet. 

Seriously, I've seen hackers like 3 times to day.  What are your thoughts on online game hackers?

How exactly are they hacking... and what are they doing..?

hey jess, wanna makeout?

You are pissing in an ocean of piss.

Also when you say "<noun> much?" you sound like a wanker. 

Whats your favorite?
Post the line and the movie.

"the"

every single movie ever made

I remember stuffing my sweatpants full of those troll dolls when I went to Walmart. No one noticed the bulging all over. I went home and my mom finally noticed, and got mad of course. We had to drive back and apologize.

Lyrical G is just a punk, ignore his "Gangsta ass"

imma ignore yo bitch ass

Why would anyone want to pretend to be Iban?

What?  You are loving handicapped. 

[Deep2]

I have 2.75 Gigabytes research.

[Evar678]

I wana extend it a week, above post is funny!!!
IT'S BEEN EXTENDED 7 DAYS