Right. I know everything in Microsoft Word!
thats a program
its not like im bragging about the fact that i know how to switch an ext3 filesystem to ext4
or the fact that i built my own computer
or the fact that i have a very fast typing speed
or the fact that i have a very intimate understanding of computers
or the fact that i've been using computers for about a decade
seriously kid, shut the forget up, you don't know stuff