Author Topic: Post one of your secrets (Read 35417 times)

WhatevaGuy · October 05, 2009, 05:05:16 PM

Quote from: Caution on October 05, 2009, 05:03:32 PM

He was a cigarette (and also got held back), she was a whore (three boyfriends at the same time) but she moved.

But she was purty. I used to have a crush on her until I found out how she... "got around."

Ah. So he's a cigarette, she's a lovey whore, and this sounds like its getting outta hand...

Quote from: tay104 on October 05, 2009, 05:04:12 PM

I have to kiss a guy at the end of the year if said guy hooks me up with one of his hot girl friends.

He's gay. Face it. He has no hot girlfriends, he just wants to get with you.

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Tom Gunn · October 05, 2009, 05:07:25 PM

My name is a weapon that is so secret nobody knows it.

Doorman · October 05, 2009, 05:07:36 PM

Quote from: WhatevaGuy on October 05, 2009, 05:05:16 PM

He's gay. Face it. He has no hot girlfriends, he just wants to get with you.

Gay, mabey... And if he is gay, that means he has girl friends, the space implies they are girls that are friends with him, not girlfriend which are girls he is going out with.

tay104 · October 05, 2009, 05:15:54 PM

Quote from: Doorman on October 05, 2009, 05:07:36 PM

Gay, mabey... And if he is gay, that means he has girl friends, the space implies they are girls that are friends with him, not girlfriend which are girls he is going out with.

Exactly. Why do you think I hang out with him?

WhatevaGuy · October 05, 2009, 05:18:19 PM

Quote from: tay104 on October 05, 2009, 05:15:54 PM

Exactly. Why do you think I hang out with him?

Are you gay?
Or do you lika da ladies?

Doorman · October 05, 2009, 05:20:21 PM

Quote from: WhatevaGuy on October 05, 2009, 05:18:19 PM

Are you gay?
Or do you lika da ladies?

Quote from: tay104 on October 05, 2009, 05:04:12 PM

I have to kiss a guy at the end of the year if said guy hooks me up with one of his hot girl friends.

Either bi or straight and willing to pay the price...

Creola · October 05, 2009, 05:21:45 PM

Ay haz penus

WhatevaGuy · October 05, 2009, 05:22:14 PM

Quote from: Doorman on October 05, 2009, 05:20:21 PM

Either bi or straight and willing to pay the price...

You make a point.
They would have to be really hot for me to pay that price though.

Quote from: Creola on October 05, 2009, 05:21:45 PM

Ay haz penus

Wut?

Cheemo · October 05, 2009, 05:24:08 PM

I like to trap flies and/or fleas in a plastic transparent cup and watch them fly/jump around.

Doorman · October 05, 2009, 05:24:52 PM

Quote from: WhatevaGuy on October 05, 2009, 05:22:14 PM

You make a point.
They would have to be really hot for me to pay that price though.

Haha, he is either that desperate or they really are that hot.

Quote from: WhatevaGuy on October 05, 2009, 05:22:14 PM

Wut?

Ay = I
haz = has
penus = snake
Ay haz penus = I has snake = I have a snake.

This is fun, lol.

WhatevaGuy · October 05, 2009, 05:26:40 PM

I hate children.

Offtopic:

Quote from: Doorman on October 05, 2009, 05:24:52 PM

Haha, he is either that desperate or they really are that hot.
Ay = I
haz = has
penus = snake
Ay haz penus = I has snake = I have a snake.

This is fun, lol.

Yeah, he must be desperate. The only woman I'd do that for? Ms. Fox, no doubt.

Quite fun, quite fun indeed.

Illidan · October 05, 2009, 05:33:01 PM

I have more friends on the internet than I do irl

zackin5 · October 05, 2009, 05:42:50 PM

I downloaded the Internets off of TPB

Noruzenchi · October 05, 2009, 05:50:28 PM

Quote from: Illidan on October 05, 2009, 05:33:01 PM

I have more friends on the internet than I do irl

Aware14 · October 05, 2009, 05:52:01 PM

my birthday is on valeintines day...
so i get called cupid