Funny things that happened to you in TDMs or DMs

[Hired gun]

Post funny things that have happened to you in DMs or TDMs. Post a picture if you have one.


I was in a TDM last night, Assassins vs Knights. I had just snuck into a cottage, when my teammate comes running in, then gets shot in the ass by a knight with the huntsman. Then the knight comes in, trying to kill him, but ignoring me. I just stand there, thinking what to do, then I pull out my Kukuri and slashed his ass good. His dead body flew across the room, then yelled hacks at me for "RepACiNg THe machetEe PRojecTile Wit A rocKET." Is this guy handicapped? I have no clue how to do that, and is that even possible?

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[lolzorz mcgee]

It is possible to swap projectiles, weapon to weapon.  You have to script it yourself, though, so that guy's an idiot.

ontopic: On Regulith's, someone came in and said, "^help jobs"

[Hired gun]

So....you don't have a funny story because Reg bans people before they can make a scene?

[lolzorz mcgee]

So....you don't have a funny story because Reg bans people before they can make a scene?

Actually...there IS one.  Updating.

[Joeboy]

then I pull out my Kukuri and slashed his ass good.

Is that what you call it?

[BobSevenSevens]

I was a medic, and a heavy comes in and tries to minigun me. After I hide, he seems to forget about me and takes the flag. So, then, I sneak up behind him and bonesaw critical hit him. Then I say:

"Medic sappin teh heaves."

A few people said lol.

[bounty hunta]

hmmmm which to chose from i have so many.....
 ohhh i got one :) ok once upon a time there was a scout who was in a DM aww forget this...
 ok so i was a scout in a DM but we were fighting zombies. so i got like 5 different types of them followin me when i spot a jeep so i hop in it and guess what, so do they. so now i'm driving in a car with maybe 6 or 7 zombies carpooling along with me. so i'm driving along running over the other zombies when a player spots the car with zombies and aww man he took 1 shot of the rocket luancher and BAM!!! i'm flYing high in the sky. next thing i know the jeep is gone and im fallling maybe 360 Yards to the ground and the zombies looked like they were parachuting well eventually afater a min or so we all hit the ground and all of the zombies die but me. i don't know how but boy was it funny

[Moriarty]

What the forget
I was in a TDM and I was a bear and they put up bear hunting season and then they masskilled me :(

[Space Guy]

So, then, I sneak up behind him and bonesaw critical hit him.

He's still using the Zombie player for that?

[Niliscro]

When I play in a zombie DM, I typically put on one of my saved avatars of one of Rot's zombies and run around using the /hug emote seeing how many people kill me.

[BobSevenSevens]

all of the zombies die but me.

Wait, you were a zombie?

[Leafsoo7]

i once shot a scout with a fully charged sniper when i just wanted to soot randomly, i think i killed regulith or it was the person that was with him, either way i lol'd

[shafin25]

I was playing in my own Zombie TDM server with my friends then suddenly I chose to make it a zombie/bugs/parasites/Ai's rampage mode and it was epic. We were all firing and shootign like crazy, throwing gernades everywhere. Then before the zombies were all killed, the hidden golden bomb exploded us all unexpectedly

Note: The hidden golden bomb only explodes once every 10 minutes.

[pocketrocket300]

Note: The hidden golden bomb only explodes once every 10 minutes.

Hidden golden bomb my ass, reveal your mighty golden bomb please.

[Leafsoo7]

the holy hand grenade?