MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck [Gigapause]

[HellHound]

YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM forgetASS. SAY SOMETHING, starfish!


▼: hello.


▲: SWEET forget WHAT DO YOU WANT starfish?


▼: dude don't get your pantiie2 iin a twii2t ii don't want anythiing.


▲: THEN WHY THE forget BOTHER ME?


▼: ju2t two get on your nerve2, ii know how much you enjoy that.


▲: I DONT DUMBASS


▼: of cour2e you do, KK.


▲: WILL YOU GO AWAY


▼: nope.


▲: I REALLY loving WONDER WHAT THAT DUMP CHUMP BUTTON IS FOR.


▼ HAS forgetED OFF.
I don't think I said "forget" enough.

[Ad Bot]

[luluthe42nd]

wrong pic
right pic

psh

[Moriarty]

psh

vriska's vagina eats popcorn??
WHO KNEW

▲: im a bucket
▼: hey
▼: .......OHGOD.
▼: WHAT?!
▼: forgetIING.....UGH.
▲: its ok if you want to take a lick
▲: take a lick
▼: NO
▲: *GETS IN CLOSER*
▼: thii2 ii2 2o traumatiiziing
▲: lick me
▲: LICK ME
▼: -backs up against a wall- ......
▲: *OH NO YOU DONT
▲: *POUNCELICK*
▼: ohmygoggetiitoff!!!!
▲: *licking hardcore all over the horns*
▲: *THE HORNS*
▼: -kicks the bucket away and runs off crying-

[Jetlok]

vriska's vagina eats popcorn??
WHO KNEW

I did!
you all said I was crazy! but I proved you wrong! arggghh!

[Moriarty]

I did!
you all said I was crazy! but I proved you wrong! arggghh!

me too

[Moriarty]

▲: i am a bucket
▼: 3333333W
▲: dont make me jump on your head
▲: do as i command
▲: take your tounge
▲: and lick
▲: LICK ME
▲: >:]
▼: TH4TS 4BSOLUT3LY GROSS >:/
▼: WHO 1S TH1S
▲: >:]
▲: a bucket
▼: BUCK3TS C4NT TYP3 J4CK4SS
▲: im a magic bucket
▼: TH3Y L4CK F1NG3RS
▲: doodoo hed
▼: M4G1C 1SNT R34L >:/
▲: well i just proved it is
▲: case closed
▼: 1 B3T TH1S 1S CH3RRY H3'D DO TH1S K1ND OF S1CK STUFF >:/
▲: who is cherry
▲: im a bucket
▼: 4ND 1'M 4 SHOV3L
▲: you are?
▲: how did you get arms- oh you and your crafty handle
▲: you are the best, shovel
▼: WH3R3 H4V3 YOU B33N 4LL MY L1F3
▲: in the shed
▼: L3TS GO DIG S4ND
▲: ok
▼: ON TH3 B34CH
▲: ok

[Katamari007]

http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/how-do-i-live-bunny-back-in-the-box-version

Best song in the entire world, also John's canon voice

[Jetlok]

http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/how-do-i-live-bunny-back-in-the-box-version

Best song in the entire world, also John's canon voice

Terezi's canon voice :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiPkkCO-7ok

i'm serious >:[

[HellHound]

Blaargh Jetlok, I have enough tabs open already. :(

[Jetlok]

Blaargh Jetlok, I have enough tabs open already. :(

I have the most tabs open!
right kata?

pester my chum, baby.

[Moriarty]

▼: ?
▲: i am a bucket
▼: looooooooooovely
▲: and you are
▼: your mother. :::;D
▲: what
▲: im an orphaaaaaaaan
▼: .... sucks to 8e you dooooooooesn't it???
▲: yes
▲: actually yes it does
▼: pardon me as I play the worlds smallest violin for you
▲: *single bucket tear*
▼: -lays-
▲: im going to commit Self Delete
▲: i cant live this bucket life anymore
▲: im a freak
▼: ....... damn p 8utton doesnt want to work
▲: all the other buckets have friends
▼: ::::l
▲: that was seven periods by the way
▲: *HANDLE UP TO THROAT*
▼: you don't think I know that????? I WAS TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTING YOU!!!! ... you past
▲: *dead*
▲: *iron blood on floor*
▼: ... -looks at dead 8ucket- ... ... SUCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEESS!!!!
▲: *tears all over it*
▲: *soul comes out*
▲: you son of a bitch
▲: im going to murder you in pronograhy of you
▲: *jumps on head*
▼: ...... must go eat some poor soul. 8r8
▲: *SCRAPE*

[Flush535]

Wait what. I don't get the picture with Tavros. I thought he was dead?

[Jetlok]

Wait what. I don't get the picture with Tavros. I thought he was dead?

that was the past, stupid.
gamzee talks normal.
and they haven't started their game yet.
derp.

[Kira100000]

no way

he's more HIP this way

but he was cut at the waist above his hips

so wouldnt that make his LESS hip

I have the most tabs open!
right kata?

pester my chum, baby.

this is true

[Moriarty]

hey guys my chumhandle has been commandeered for some reason by some sleuth imposter
but no worries, registered
:likeaboss: