E. coli, one of the reasons hamburgers bite you in the ass

[Katamari007]

E. coli is a fatal bacteria that infects you if you eat tainted hamburger meat. It can kill you in  6-12 days. Very few people have survived the disease.

Don't worry: you have a .5% chance of getting infected, so don't go cremating your hamburgers. 

But, E. coli can cause intestinal gangrene, which is always 100% fatal :C

~Discuss.

[Ad Bot]

[Caution]

Wow, we don't always have outbreaks of it, so we don't know what it is.

[/sarcasm]

What was the urge you found to post this?

[Katamari007]

What was the urge you found to post this?

A news broadcast of it :/

[Caution]

A news broadcast of it :/

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What, was there another outbreak?

[Katamari007]

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What, was there another outbreak?

Nah some 22 yr. old girl was paralyzed from eating tainted meat, she got brain damage and is on the verge of kidney faliure :C

[Hugums]

forget you and your E. coli, Salmonella is 100 times better >:(

[DrMobius]

I have E. Coli in me right now.  I'm perfectly fine.

[Otis Da HousKat]

E. coli resides in our digestive systems and aids in digestion. The problem is your body develops around that specific type of E. Coli bacteria. When you get an infestation of a conflicting E. coli strain is when stuff gets real (real liquidy that is).

[A.R.C.]

At least it's not Ebola 

[Katamari007]

E. coli resides in our digestive systems and aids in digestion. The problem is your body develops around that specific type of E. Coli bacteria. When you get an infestation of a conflicting E. coli strain is when stuff gets real.

ah, I meant the infectious kind then

[Illidan]

E. Coli is old news bro

[Inv3rted]

See: Fast Food Nation

[Illidan]

You do know e coli is also naturally found inside of our intestines?

[Inv3rted]

Yes. If you're not, you should go back to school.

[Rughugger]

I remember a few years back when a local Taco Bell had a massive news story on an e-coli breakout. So I went there and I ate 6 tacos. People thought I was insane, even the people working there. I told them if I got sick, it was my fault. I really wanted tacos. I never got sick. Don't believe everything you hear on the news.