Author Topic: Why not Bruce Lee? (Read 1823 times)

Chewy · October 20, 2009, 11:33:44 PM

I have wondered this for a long time why people confirm Chuck Norris as a god and not Bruce Lee even though Bruce Lee clearly and explicitly pwns the face of Chuck Norris as shown here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE
Bruce Lee had also had more practice and was overall a Badass foresay so why isnt he joked about?
Someone please explain this to me, thankyou.

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Sarge · October 20, 2009, 11:35:03 PM

Because Bruce Lee died young, thus ridding him of the throne. Also, I class different races of Chuck Norris.

White- Chuck Norris

Black- Mr.T

Asian- Jackie Chan

Hispanic- ???

Deep2 · October 20, 2009, 11:38:34 PM

Chewy · October 20, 2009, 11:39:15 PM

Why must he be ridded from his throne beacuse he's dead? Elivis is still considered the king of rock and roll even though he is deceased, isnt he?

Unwritten Calender · October 20, 2009, 11:41:48 PM

Because other people can be Bruce Lee.
No one can be Chuck Norris besides Chuck Norris.

Sarge · October 20, 2009, 11:42:17 PM

Because being the King of Rock matters.

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Quote from: Unwritten Calender on October 20, 2009, 11:41:48 PM

Because other people can be Bruce Lee.
No one can be Chuck Norris besides Chuck Norris.

This too.

Carzo · October 20, 2009, 11:43:06 PM

Inb4 Because he's Chuck Norris.

Unwritten Calender · October 20, 2009, 11:43:49 PM

Because he's Chuck Norris.
Duh!

Chewy · October 20, 2009, 11:45:58 PM

Quote from: Unwritten Calender on October 20, 2009, 11:41:48 PM

Because other people can be Bruce Lee.
No one can be Chuck Norris besides Chuck Norris.

That makes no sense plenty of people can be Chuck Norris.

Quote from: Unwritten Calender on October 20, 2009, 11:43:49 PM

Because he's Chuck Norris.
Duh!

Makes no sense, im trying to have a serious topic, even though I think somehow it will start getting handicapped.

BladeOfTheHorizon · October 20, 2009, 11:47:36 PM

Quote from: Sarge on October 20, 2009, 11:35:03 PM

Because Bruce Lee died young, thus ridding him of the throne. Also, I class different races of Chuck Norris.

White- Chuck Norris

Black- Mr.T

Asian- Tony Jaa - Go watch Ong Bak

Hispanic- ???

Sarge · October 20, 2009, 11:48:08 PM

Quote from: Chewy on October 20, 2009, 11:45:58 PM

That makes no sense plenty of people can be Chuck Norris.

*cough*Bruceleefanboy*cough*

Unwritten Calender · October 20, 2009, 11:48:48 PM

It's a joke.
~~But it's true.~~
The only reason we picked Chuck Norris is because he is in alot of action films, and he is a martial artist. He wrote books, and is about 60 years old.

Chewy · October 20, 2009, 11:49:26 PM

Quote from: Sarge on October 20, 2009, 11:48:08 PM

*cough*Bruceleefanboy*couch*

Im not that big of a fan... wait... couch?

Unwritten Calender · October 20, 2009, 11:49:38 PM

He was also in the airforce.

Chewy · October 20, 2009, 11:50:54 PM

Quote from: Unwritten Calender on October 20, 2009, 11:48:48 PM

...he is in alot of action films, and he is a martial artist. He wrote books...

And Bruce Lee didnt?