I can see how the omission of age from profiles is a problem for you unoriginal lot. You'd think there would be a million other things you could stamp onto an idiot besides something so bbrown town as "I'm older then you and then smarter(?) and better ololol".
Let's face it you're all loving children and the only adults in the community scarecely even mention the age de facto in any sort of argument. It's the whole Pot calling the Kettle Black situation to everyone else.