This is a new event-based machine that was built by (non) proffessional engineers who do not know what the forget they are doing.
THE MACHINE
The Lagilator is approximately 113 bricks of approximately 100% ass. Yeah, that's right. The Lagilator is a transportable, solid titanium, machine that runs on LAGG fuel. (Only found in Noob urine.) This device is concidered "Protable Hell" or "Hell in a Box" by others.
FUNCTIONS
The Lagilator contains 5 main functions. It has levels 1-5 of I.O.L. (Intensity of Lag).
The first level, is quite decent. Just a mere explosion and flash emitter. The second level is a bit more annoying, though not much. The third level is pretty good when you want to annoy fellow builders. The fourth level freaking kills. The fifth level sends you straight to hell with 5 different explosions, 3 emitters, and 2 annoying sounds. And just as soon as you have had enough, simply turn it all of with the click of a button.
A LOOK INSIDE
As mentioned before, this machine does run on a fuel. A new fuel has been discovered by scientists called LAGG brand fuel. This fuel is only found in Noob urine.
If you ever run out of juice, walk over to the store and buy yourself a gallon for $5.99.
This machine has a compartment that you can easily unlatch and dump your fuel into. This will then power the Lagilator up, and you are ready to lag the forget up!
A CREATOR AND HIS WORK
Yes, this was built and evented by Volko. And fo those who take things way too seriously, this was somewhat a joke.
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