The TF2 Spy's Life

[Kevdude]

17:10 And then some guy sends an e-mail to Valve saying:

"Wehre is mah rare hat valve doods im wating 4 it liek for 5 hours gimme it i want i nao!!!!!!!1111!1!"

That would be five hours

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[Volko]

1:02 TF2 servers go back up. And then back down due to the fact that the Steam employees are modeling the special hat.

[Menen]

12:00 to 1:00 is not 5 hours.

more like 1.

5:00 PM : Servers go up.

[Shark]

5:01 Every single player rushes to see if they have the hat yet.

[Volko]

5:05 Players all spam there friends about the hat. And then a verbal arguement brews when Red spy brags about his hat.

[Qwa]

Blue Spy throws his sapper at the hat, pinning it to the wall and blowing it up.

[Khain]

That would be five hours

Kevdude. That was intentional noob talk.

[Sir mario]

5:30Yellow spy realizes he's not a real TF2 character.

[Jump stab]

5:30Yellow spy realizes he's not a real TF2 character.

No Duh.
5:40: All teams start watching TV.

[Volko]

5:40 Girls Gone Wild comes on. All teams watch in awe.

[Kevdude]

Kevdude. That was intentional noob talk.

Of course

[Qwa]

Red Spy back stabs Kevdude for not carrying on the story, along with Khain.

[Khain]

Khain was using Dead Ringer.

6:59 Some Guy got the rare hat, but he was banned by Valve cuz he was annoying everyone.

[Volko]

7:00 Red Spy drinks a Coke. And it's not diet.

[Kevdude]

7:01 Red Spy gets hit by a Pepsi truck