Author Topic: Escape the Jail  (Read 5469 times)


Attempt to use the scroll to get the key

Send the ALIEN SYMBIOTE to get the KEY.

Attempt to get the key.

By the way, nice thing you actually did what we wanted.
I guessed, we had to talk to the guard about his sorrow, and say what was on the scroll.

Instead, a new creative way.

Attempt to use the scroll to get the key
You're not quite sure how the scroll will benefit you on accumulating the key, but you read it out loud just so it stays fresh in your memory.


to your surprise, the messy Guard's corpse is gone along with the Uber toad eggs, the key is in your hand, that Alien symbiote that was trying to eat you has faded, your pancake stack is enormous with butter and syrup on top, the bars in the cell have disappeared and you have a pillow on your little uncomfortable bed.

The pancakes still look pretty stuff though.

SURROUNDINGS:
Bed, pillow, stack of pancakes with syrup and butter, guard's hat, hallway

Things character thinks he could do:
Actions:
Attempt to engorge on the pancakes
Leave cell through hallway
Swallow the key for safe keeping
Inventory add:
Guard's hat
Pillow(Speed decrease)
Pancake(s)

Current inventory:
Key
Uber Toad eggs


Other guard comes up and says "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"

When the cop/guard comes around........Sing "Billie Jean" And then eat your hand
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Other guard comes up and says "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
You forget how to do that because you are somehow not a guard.

(can only control character)

Obvious. Go get the guard's Hat and pretend to be a guard. Then look out the window.

Have a party with pancakes.



Woot!

Wao, that was one party, you gained a Pancake hat from it as well as a goblin cursing charm.
But nethertheless, you put on the guard's hat and take a look out the window.


There is a somewhat unusual fellow standing outside the window, and he says:


You honestly have no idea who this guy is, but maybe you should engage him in some EXTREME CONVERSATION.


Surroundings:
Unusual charcter, pit with goblin in it (Too small to enter), bed, hallway, window, (Outside)grasslands

Things character thinks he could do:
Action:
Talk to character.
Annoy pit goblin further.
leave through corridor.
Attempt to open window.

Oh look, you discovered theat the Uber toad's eggs were in your inventory :o
Current inventory:
Uber toad eggs
Pancake hat
Key
Equipped:
Guard's hat

Osht, 41 peaople posted before me?(apparently) :o that's one off 42.

You can stop posting that because I'm not going to make it.I'll make the others later.
You use the stupid ******* key to unlock the cell and get ******* out.

Commence auto fellatio.


You use the stupid ******* key to unlock the cell and get ******* out.


Hey, you know you can loving curse, right?