SATAN WANTS YOUR CHILDREN

[Dr.Block]

You see? This is what makes people think all Christians are nuts.

Reminds me of some propaganda my brother told me about once:

Apparently, some people out their believe that dinosaurs never existed and that satin buried fake dinosaur bones around Earth to trick people into not believing in God.

BECAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR GOD AND DINOSAURS TO BOTH EXIST, DURR.

[Ad Bot]

[Leafsoo7]

Guy: Hi I'm an atheist!

Kid who just looked at this site: OMG

Guy: What?

Kid: YOU'RE EVIL I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS!

Guy: Why?

Kid: BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ATHEIST!

Guy: you looked at that stupid sight didn't you?

Kid: BURN IN HELL!

The guy was his best friends dad

[Thorax]

You see? This is what makes people think all Christians are nuts.

Reminds me of some propaganda my brother told me about once:

Apparently, some people out their believe that dinosaurs never existed and that satin buried fake dinosaur bones around Earth to trick people into not believing in God.

BECAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR GOD AND DINOSAURS TO BOTH EXIST, DURR.

Exactly.

[Niliscro]

Portraying atheists as evil grouches is the one thing on that site that really pisses me off.
I'll admit that not all Christians are moronic sheep, and if pagans aren't considered evil why are atheists?

[oromis]

Jesus=Gods son=Perks

OBJECTION

Jesus is not God’s Son in the sense of a human father and a son. God did not get married and have a son. God did not mate with Mary and, together with her, produce a son. Jesus is God’s Son in the sense that He is God made manifest in human form

[Leafsoo7]

they don't say anything about agnostics though only atheist and "Good Christians"

[Niliscro]

http://objectiveministries.org/creation/dinoexpedition.html
What.

[Hugums]

17 year old Chrono (his screen name) drew me witnessing...


The FULL ARMOR OF GOD (Ephesians 6) gives you the
strength to witness to even grumpy old Atheists like
Mr. Gruff! Look! I persuaded him to repent and pray!

Our chrono? WTF?

[Niliscro]

I want to personally hunt down every person affiliated with that website and beat some sense into them.

[Leafsoo7]

I want to personally hunt down every person affiliated with that website and beat some sense into them.

crow bar or base ball bat?

[Hugums]

crow bar or base ball bat?

golf club. nine iron preferably.

[Niliscro]

crow bar or base ball bat?

Bear.

[ultimamax]

If only the devil would stop being such a jealous meanie
and accept Jesus' Love... then we could all play together
instead of having a huge war! Wouldn't that be nicer?

Somebody make a picture of Lambuel doing heroin. Post it there.

Ninjas do not believe in the lord. Post more subliminal stuff like this.

/headdesk





^ That is way too well drawn to not be a joke.

[Niliscro]

Our proposed new version of the U.S. Flag.
This design makes it visually clear that we are a Godly nation.

http://objectiveministries.org/gametheory/orbitalcrossalpha.html

Oh the agony.

[Rughugger]

OBJECTION

Not from what I was taught. Jesus was the son of god sent to the world to atone for all the future sins of his creation. And yes, that technically includes those who no longer believe in him :)